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Now that I am middle-aged and we own a house, is it time for me to buy a goose statue that I can dress up in seasonal outfits??
January 19, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Comic. First panel has an older man and woman looking upset in the direction of a younger man. The older man says, "Johnathan, we are so disappointed." Second panel the woman says, "I thought we raised you not to take drugs." Third panel zooms out from previous view and we see that the son is wearing a DEA vest and is standing next to a fellow DEA agent who is armed and wearing a helmet and gas mask. There is a stack of kilos behind the older man, who now appears sad. The younger man / DEA agent (Johnathan) states, "I am seizing your cocaine, mom and dad."
December 29, 2023 at 2:24 AM
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Currently reading. Can confirm it is indeed an extremely queer heist story with double-crossing and hippopotamuses. 5/5 stars.
Screenshot of a Tumblr post that says: What I say: my favorite genre is alternative history What people hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/the cold war ended differently. What I mean: (screenshot from Wikipedia that says - Synopsis: As one of his last acts of his presidency in early 1861, President James Buchanan approved the Hippo Act, a plan to import hippopotamuses into the United States as livestock. Decades later, the lawless swamps of Louisiana are infested with murderous feral hippos, and Winslow Houndstooth and his band of misfits are hired to clear them out.) Tumblr response: this book is River of Teeth by Sarah Bailey, and I highly recommend it if "extremely queer heist story of double-crossing and hippopotamuses" piques your interest.
December 24, 2023 at 4:40 PM
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Have we considered, for a moment, that maybe the problem was not Matt Canada?
December 18, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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What is humankind's second-greatest invention and why is it ice cream cake?
December 3, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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Donut is fascinated with the #NationalDogShow
Part of a TV shows a close up of a Jack Russell Terrier. Several feet away, brown pitbull stares, fixated on the TV screen. Behind the dog's head, you can see a man's legs and feet, reclining out from the couch.
November 26, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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Has anyone been playing Murdle? I'm not particularly good but I enjoy it anyway. Made a rookie mistake today.

THE MYSTERY OF THE MURDERED GREENSKEEPER
Murdle for 11/21/2023

👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️
✅✅❌❌ 8️⃣:5️⃣7️⃣

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murdle.com
November 21, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by Christina
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Why is this news being buried by the mainstream media, in a just world this would be the lead story in every newspaper on every continent

www.cnn.com/travel/horse...
Plane turns back to JFK after horse escapes on board | CNN
A Boeing 747 en route from New York JFK to Liege, Belgium, was forced to turn around on November 9 after a horse got loose in the cargo hold.
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2023 at 2:22 PM
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Snowy egrets almost went extinct in the 19th century because their feathers were in such high demand for ladies' fashions. Delilah was showing off some of her lovely, delicate feathers today.
A white bird with a longish, pointed beak and long skinny legs stands on metal railing. Long, delicate feathers are visible on her chest and back/bottom. They almost look to be as fine as hair. The ones on her back curl slightly upwards. She looks downy and soft.
November 13, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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A brown pitbull with a white chest smiles with one side of his mouth and looks at the camera. His ears are floppy and folded over but you can see part of the inside. His head (like his brain) is smooth.
November 12, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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Apparently this is Donut's "I am farting on you" face.
A brown brindle pitbull mix looks away coyly while laying on a bed.
November 10, 2023 at 7:03 PM
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Donut would like to thank his secret admirer for the treats he got today!

(Donut also says, "Mom...stop taking pictures and let me eat my cookies please 🥺")
A package label with the address removed and only the name "Donut Bestdog" visible. A brindle pitbull looks sadly (with puppy dog eyes) at the camera while seated on a couch with two bags of dog treats next to him. A brown pitbull plays on his side on the couch, with his head back, trying to grab the two bags of treats placed on his back.
November 9, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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My favorite trick-or-treaters are the ones who - when given the option to choose what to take - spend a full minute making a decision.
October 31, 2023 at 11:06 PM
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Donut in pajamas.
A light brown/brindle pitbull looks at the camera. He is wearing bright pink pajamas with donuts all over them.
October 26, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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Took Donut on his first public outing this evening, to the pet store. We met a nice man there who left us a $20 gift card at the register as an adoption gift! 😭 Thank you, kind stranger!
A light brown brindle pitbull stands on a couch with a stuffed duck in his mouth.
October 26, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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Does anyone in Pittsburgh have a fencing company they like? (Like chain-link fences, not swordfighting.) ⚔️
October 25, 2023 at 12:55 AM
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Pibble nibbles
A light brown brindle pitbull with a wide head delicately chews on the tip of a rubber bone with his very front teeth.
October 23, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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I would like for country music artists to sing more songs about women killing terrible men, and fewer songs about girls not knowing how pretty they are.
October 19, 2023 at 3:36 PM
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I think Evelyn needs a friend.
A black and white cat is curled up sleeping with one paw draped around a bag of popcorn and her head pressed up against it. The popcorn is the "little spoon" in this image.
October 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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Behold, one of the most white-woman things I've ever said:
September 30, 2023 at 12:45 PM
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Sometimes I think the people who make the worst decisions (related to themselves) deserve the most compassion.
#ThoughtsFromThe Ambulance
September 22, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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Everybody please wish @chachisays.bsky.social a happy birthday!! 🥳
September 15, 2023 at 10:49 PM
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Cartoon with an adult holding up a piece of paper, saying "Good news, Bobby! According to these test results, you're gifted!" A child (presumably Bobby) responds, "Wow, how gifted?" The adult holds up a graph and states, "You're in this blue region here." The final panel shows a close up of the graph, a bell curve with the lowest portion being red (labeled below average), the center portion being yellow (average), and the top portion divided into blue and green. Blue is labeled "keen, lifelong awareness of own deficiencies" while green (the highest portion) is labeled "excellence."
September 15, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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Today I was nice to someone I don't like, so I gave myself a gold star!Literally...I keep star stickers in my desk to motivate my coworkers. I wore my sticker on my shirt all day.
September 14, 2023 at 12:58 AM
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OH: Be nice to me! I'm fragile!

Same, random stranger. Same.
August 30, 2023 at 10:57 PM