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@chicagoted.bsky.social
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147% supercritical farts, dirtbag left, slutty dad, divorce enthusiast, one time OSHA Forklift Certified, ENM, “y’all” means all, disaster bisexual LED fanatic

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RETVRN
Holding up a textured red plastic tumbler (GET 6620) in front of a modern carry out only Pizza Hut
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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See an orange creamsicle, post an orange creamsicle

Crispy is not beating the Eepiest Boi allegations
My orange and white cat, Crispy Juicy Tenders, lounging on a blanket that looks like a slice of cheese, nearly asleep, he’s facing the camera and his eyes are barely open
August 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Crispy says 👅🫘
My orange and white creamsicle gentleman roommate cat, Crispy Juicy Tenders, sits on his second favorite concrete with a rear paw raised and toe beans splayed. He is cleaning between the beans.
August 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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See a cat, post a cat

Crispy Juicy Tenders inspects the handiwork of the local finisher’s union
My orange and white large gentleman roommate of a cat. He’s mid roll on his favorite surface, shaded broomed concrete
July 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Always thus to deadbeats
My right hand, in focus, giving the finger to a cybertr*ck, slightly blurry
May 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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He has demands and they will be fulfilled immediately
An orange and white cat, Mr Crispy Juicy Tenders, is sitting upright on a flannel shirt on a messy bed. His mouth is slightly open in an inquisitive manner as he looks upwards at the camera
May 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Crispy sometimes gets long, is mostly very smooth but the belly is extra soff
An orange and white cat is laying on his back in sunlight on a weathered wood deck. His soft belly fur has ripples in the sunlight.
May 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This is running in normal rotation on all the displays at my local Menards
#opepope
LCD display screen at a Menards (Midwest diy/hardware store chain displaying: Congratulations to the new Pope - likely the first to Save BIG Money at Menards
May 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Crispy Juicy Tenders looks forward to it
My orange and white cat, Crispy, standing on his favorite blanket which looks like s big piece of Swiss cheese
May 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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ACAB includes Emily
Emily, the character from King of the Hill, is a young Caucasian female wearing an orange high visibility vest. Her blonde hair is in pigtails.
April 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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@hels.bsky.social i’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your favorite Arby’s is permanently closed
The Arby’s on Cicero south of Midway, fenced off and closed. They no longer have the meats. The Arby’s sign, devoid of the iconic logo. It now says “CLOSED PERMANENTLY COME SEE U[S] AT TINLEY PARK”
April 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Good morning from Crispy (inspecting the brat bucket)
My white and orange tabby creamsicle cat, Mr. Crispy Juicy Tenders, in the morning sun sniffing the upside down green bucket from (save big money at) Menards, his tail is mid swipe and shows multiple arcs (indicating curiosity?)
October 2, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #86,705

Which means sweet fuck all!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #86,705, CEO, Antifa LLC ‪@chicagoted.bsky.social‬, joined on May 23, 2023"
September 28, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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It’s the only way to fly (i have no idea whom you quote skeeted)
Screenshot showing Monica quote skeeting someone who’s already blocked
August 8, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Praxis
The front cover and closure flap of my space-themed Trapper Keeper next to a very eepy orange and white cat (Crispy Juicy Tenders) The cover of previously mentioned space themed trapper keeper opened to show the front page of my marriage separation agreement, with a cat-fur-covered sleeping eye mask covering the names The top of the page has the following, absolutely beautiful words gracing the page: “IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF COOK COUNTY, ILLINOIS COUNTY DEPARTMENT, DOMESTIC RELATIONS DIVISION”
August 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Skyline cleanse
Crispy’s adoptaversary!
My large soft gentleman of a cat, his orange and white fur fluffy and glistening, lounging on my porch, resplendent in the day’s light. He’s in the middle of talking so his mouth is open and he’s looking plaintively at me (because he wants to be back inside). Immediately after this photo was taken, I invited him to come back inside.
July 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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I was behind one TUESDAY
The comically awful rear end of a cybertr*uck I was behind earlier this week, in the rain. The sharp panel gaps are atrocious.
July 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Hey Steph’s son! This is my cat, Mr. Crispy Juicy Tenders. He’s a soft orange creamsicle gentleman. As you can see he’s an aspiring electrician.
My orange and white cat, Crispy Juicy Tenders, taking an afternoon nap on a multimeter, bag of 220Ω resistors and various other trash
June 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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skeet hand(s)
My left hand holding one of those large Arizona green tea cans (the big ones - 650ml, probably 307 diameter) My fingertips easily reach more than halfway around
May 27, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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cats sleeping? sleeping cat
My orange and white cat, Crispy Juicy Tenders, sleeping on his side on a towel on his window platform. His paws are gimpy, his tail between his rear legs, he appears to be smiling, my left hand is gently on his soft white belly fur
May 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Perfection
CSL’s four reskeet twenty like post with four likes and twenty reskeets
April 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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I kept the Space Ghost/Cartoon Planet signed pictures in the divorce. My 17 year old self is very pleased.
Three 8x10” black and white glossy signed pictures of Space Ghost, Brak, Zorak & Moltar sharing one, all autographed (probably by an intern) and framed
April 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Crispy is here to be soft and make biscuits
My orange crèmesicle cat, Mr. Crispy Juicy Tenders, sitting on my chest with his chin resting on his chest and eyes closed, he is so soft and purring
April 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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Hell yes Mold-A-Ramas!
The shelf in front of my TV showing off my growing collection of Mold-A-Rama models: two green brontosauruses, a red t-Rex, yellow chicks, grey clocktower from Mill Valley, white Quetzalcoatlus, brown triceratops
April 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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I live with an adorable cat, Crispy Juicy Tenders (see attachment). I can also crush a watermelon with my thighs
My orange crèmesicle cat, Crispy, sitting on my sunny deck with his right leg way up in the air while he bends down to clean
March 7, 2024 at 4:01 AM