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What if a better, more attractive, singer comes into his life? These expenses may grow exponentially.
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
What if a better, more attractive, singer comes into his life? These expenses may grow exponentially.
I believe there is a schism in Christianity between those who believe the 8th Commandment says “you shall” bear false witness, and those who believe it says “you shall not” bear false witness against your neighbor.
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I believe there is a schism in Christianity between those who believe the 8th Commandment says “you shall” bear false witness, and those who believe it says “you shall not” bear false witness against your neighbor.
Antifa exists mostly on Fox News.
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Antifa exists mostly on Fox News.
The jury sourdoughed on the prosecution's case
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The jury sourdoughed on the prosecution's case
The SEC didn't allow black football players until 1972.
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The SEC didn't allow black football players until 1972.
Bad things will happen if he's ever in the new Lincoln bathroom one toot over the edge.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Bad things will happen if he's ever in the new Lincoln bathroom one toot over the edge.
Bundy Watters
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bundy Watters
Durbin, Duckworth, et al.: not a dime for the farmers until ICE leaves our cities.
October 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Durbin, Duckworth, et al.: not a dime for the farmers until ICE leaves our cities.
gamble with Russian Generals and then write a report about it in the morning, 4) run flight operations on an aircraft carrier, and (a million other cool, difficult and brave things) Why are they being forced to listen to Coach Heggy's deep thoughts about war after his switch from booze to cocaine?
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
gamble with Russian Generals and then write a report about it in the morning, 4) run flight operations on an aircraft carrier, and (a million other cool, difficult and brave things) Why are they being forced to listen to Coach Heggy's deep thoughts about war after his switch from booze to cocaine?
I see an audience of people who can 1) surreptitiously dock and repair nuclear submarines in 64 harbors around the world 2) negotiate in Pashtun with Afghan tribal chiefs 3) drink and
October 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I see an audience of people who can 1) surreptitiously dock and repair nuclear submarines in 64 harbors around the world 2) negotiate in Pashtun with Afghan tribal chiefs 3) drink and
I'm male and I wouldn't want to use the same bathroom as him. He gives off a "need to be dominant" vibe that makes me think he'd rape a man just to show how unwoke he is.
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm male and I wouldn't want to use the same bathroom as him. He gives off a "need to be dominant" vibe that makes me think he'd rape a man just to show how unwoke he is.
If the former buyers of American grain, have found other sources to buy from, huge payments of Trumpcash to rural America may be necessary indefinitely, creating a permanent welfare class.
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If the former buyers of American grain, have found other sources to buy from, huge payments of Trumpcash to rural America may be necessary indefinitely, creating a permanent welfare class.
Sorry, their hair
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sorry, their hair
The President wears makeup and has his hair done every day.
September 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The President wears makeup and has his hair done every day.
The Rain Song
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Rain Song
Here Comes the Sun
August 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Here Comes the Sun
Last administration almost all the tariff revenue went out as "Trumpcash" to keep rural America from disintegrating due to the negative effects of his trade wars.
August 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Last administration almost all the tariff revenue went out as "Trumpcash" to keep rural America from disintegrating due to the negative effects of his trade wars.
"Bagels" starts with B, which rhymes with P, which stands for porn.
August 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Bagels" starts with B, which rhymes with P, which stands for porn.
Is he saying Barack Obama raped teenagers with his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein?
July 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is he saying Barack Obama raped teenagers with his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. It's bugged me for years.
July 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. It's bugged me for years.
Blue states didn't vote for the mass deportation program; ICE should concentrate federal efforts on places like Florida, Arkansas and Montana where people voted for it .
June 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Blue states didn't vote for the mass deportation program; ICE should concentrate federal efforts on places like Florida, Arkansas and Montana where people voted for it .
By our first gender-fluid President.
June 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
By our first gender-fluid President.
Some will portray this as a feud between alpha males, but this is high school cheerleader level drama.
June 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Some will portray this as a feud between alpha males, but this is high school cheerleader level drama.
Let's wait to tell him the story is out till sometime between drinks 4 and 7.
May 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Let's wait to tell him the story is out till sometime between drinks 4 and 7.
How 'bout dis one Bob? Da Pope versus JD Vance in a twitter war?
May 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
How 'bout dis one Bob? Da Pope versus JD Vance in a twitter war?