Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manacaper
@chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social
Queer, Aries, liberal, often NSFW, INTJ, Trans Men are Men, love child of Cpt. Sisko & Lilith Sternin, firmly Anti-racist, Chaotic Good, secretly versatile, Cat Dad
🔞🇺🇸🇲🇽🏴 ✡️ 🇵🇸
https://linktr.ee/mrmanscaper
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https://linktr.ee/mrmanscaper
Saw Erykah Badu tonight. There are no words that can describe how incredible she is.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Saw Erykah Badu tonight. There are no words that can describe how incredible she is.
I really like the way my ass and even myself look in this vid.
Fuck he tasted so good too 👅 🤤
#sinfulsunday #nsfw #gaychicago
Fuck he tasted so good too 👅 🤤
#sinfulsunday #nsfw #gaychicago
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I really like the way my ass and even myself look in this vid.
Fuck he tasted so good too 👅 🤤
#sinfulsunday #nsfw #gaychicago
Fuck he tasted so good too 👅 🤤
#sinfulsunday #nsfw #gaychicago
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Feelin some kind of way again 😈
#nudemassage #chicago
#ManscapingChicago #manscaper #manscaping #menshairremoval #UptownManscaper #bodypositivity #gaymanscaper #gaybear #queerchicago #outcall #nsfw
#nudemassage #chicago
#ManscapingChicago #manscaper #manscaping #menshairremoval #UptownManscaper #bodypositivity #gaymanscaper #gaybear #queerchicago #outcall #nsfw
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Feelin some kind of way again 😈
#nudemassage #chicago
#ManscapingChicago #manscaper #manscaping #menshairremoval #UptownManscaper #bodypositivity #gaymanscaper #gaybear #queerchicago #outcall #nsfw
#nudemassage #chicago
#ManscapingChicago #manscaper #manscaping #menshairremoval #UptownManscaper #bodypositivity #gaymanscaper #gaybear #queerchicago #outcall #nsfw
Happy Tummy Tuesday from your work daddy.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Happy Tummy Tuesday from your work daddy.
Pumpkin Carving 2025 🎃
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pumpkin Carving 2025 🎃
Spent last weekend in CA with some friends and family. It was great to see them all.
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spent last weekend in CA with some friends and family. It was great to see them all.
Honestly didn’t think it would get worse then I ordered their guacamole.
It’s literally just a ramekin of avocado.
No salt or lime no onion no garlic no tomatoes nothing it’s literally just avocados.
It’s literally just a ramekin of avocado.
No salt or lime no onion no garlic no tomatoes nothing it’s literally just avocados.
October 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Honestly didn’t think it would get worse then I ordered their guacamole.
It’s literally just a ramekin of avocado.
No salt or lime no onion no garlic no tomatoes nothing it’s literally just avocados.
It’s literally just a ramekin of avocado.
No salt or lime no onion no garlic no tomatoes nothing it’s literally just avocados.
Asking in good faith: is it text mex salsa that’s absolutely terrible or is it just this place?
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Asking in good faith: is it text mex salsa that’s absolutely terrible or is it just this place?
Night Swimming in Palm Springs
October 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Night Swimming in Palm Springs
This is actually my favorite tattoo.
It’s been there for 20 years and has seen some miles.
Anyone know of a Chicago based tattoo artist who’d be comfortable doing a cover up? Lmk 🍆
It’s been there for 20 years and has seen some miles.
Anyone know of a Chicago based tattoo artist who’d be comfortable doing a cover up? Lmk 🍆
September 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is actually my favorite tattoo.
It’s been there for 20 years and has seen some miles.
Anyone know of a Chicago based tattoo artist who’d be comfortable doing a cover up? Lmk 🍆
It’s been there for 20 years and has seen some miles.
Anyone know of a Chicago based tattoo artist who’d be comfortable doing a cover up? Lmk 🍆
“Looking to the North” is one of my favorite monologues.
Allison Janey
“The Diplomat”
What’s yours?
Allison Janey
“The Diplomat”
What’s yours?
September 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“Looking to the North” is one of my favorite monologues.
Allison Janey
“The Diplomat”
What’s yours?
Allison Janey
“The Diplomat”
What’s yours?
Hello gentlemen,
I happy to have a last minute opening today at 4pm for manscaping and/or massage. Text me directly if you have questions or would like to schedule.
Ben
312-469-0415
I happy to have a last minute opening today at 4pm for manscaping and/or massage. Text me directly if you have questions or would like to schedule.
Ben
312-469-0415
September 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hello gentlemen,
I happy to have a last minute opening today at 4pm for manscaping and/or massage. Text me directly if you have questions or would like to schedule.
Ben
312-469-0415
I happy to have a last minute opening today at 4pm for manscaping and/or massage. Text me directly if you have questions or would like to schedule.
Ben
312-469-0415
What do you think? Hat, or no hat?
September 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What do you think? Hat, or no hat?
Sorry it’s so dim but here is @the-goon-tycoon.bsky.social entering me. 🔊
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sorry it’s so dim but here is @the-goon-tycoon.bsky.social entering me. 🔊
Its always a treat to see @the-goon-tycoon.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Its always a treat to see @the-goon-tycoon.bsky.social
It occurred to me that The Federation names their starships after cities: but what would the ship look like if it were inspired by the city?
We all know Fort Wayne would probably look like a single nacelle Oberth Class does from behind.
But what about Chicago? Or LA, Dallas, etc look like? 🖖
We all know Fort Wayne would probably look like a single nacelle Oberth Class does from behind.
But what about Chicago? Or LA, Dallas, etc look like? 🖖
September 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It occurred to me that The Federation names their starships after cities: but what would the ship look like if it were inspired by the city?
We all know Fort Wayne would probably look like a single nacelle Oberth Class does from behind.
But what about Chicago? Or LA, Dallas, etc look like? 🖖
We all know Fort Wayne would probably look like a single nacelle Oberth Class does from behind.
But what about Chicago? Or LA, Dallas, etc look like? 🖖
How did I not figure out that if you push all the meat to the side before you start using the ground meat tool (whatever the hell it’s called), it’s way more efficient than not? Whoa.
September 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
How did I not figure out that if you push all the meat to the side before you start using the ground meat tool (whatever the hell it’s called), it’s way more efficient than not? Whoa.
Took this for my sister but thought it looked alright enough to share.
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Took this for my sister but thought it looked alright enough to share.
August 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
[Computer: play Father Figure by George Michael]
*The look was not intentional but I’m kinda here for it.
*The look was not intentional but I’m kinda here for it.
July 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
[Computer: play Father Figure by George Michael]
*The look was not intentional but I’m kinda here for it.
*The look was not intentional but I’m kinda here for it.
These racist CL mother fuckers are way too comfortable. I am not the person you want to test this around.
I intentionally don’t advertise my race because I don’t want a client who cares.
If you need to ask this question, you should know you are not in a “safe space” when around me.
I intentionally don’t advertise my race because I don’t want a client who cares.
If you need to ask this question, you should know you are not in a “safe space” when around me.
July 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
These racist CL mother fuckers are way too comfortable. I am not the person you want to test this around.
I intentionally don’t advertise my race because I don’t want a client who cares.
If you need to ask this question, you should know you are not in a “safe space” when around me.
I intentionally don’t advertise my race because I don’t want a client who cares.
If you need to ask this question, you should know you are not in a “safe space” when around me.
I just gave my first massage in months and holy wow I’m exhausted. But it was so much fun. Felt so great to do it again.
If anyone needs one this weekend, you can still text me or book me directly through my Vagaro page.
Until then, I’ll be at the gym weight lifting to Fergie.
If anyone needs one this weekend, you can still text me or book me directly through my Vagaro page.
Until then, I’ll be at the gym weight lifting to Fergie.
July 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I just gave my first massage in months and holy wow I’m exhausted. But it was so much fun. Felt so great to do it again.
If anyone needs one this weekend, you can still text me or book me directly through my Vagaro page.
Until then, I’ll be at the gym weight lifting to Fergie.
If anyone needs one this weekend, you can still text me or book me directly through my Vagaro page.
Until then, I’ll be at the gym weight lifting to Fergie.
Okay I’m officially back in business on August 2! Great location- way better parking. Finally lol.
If you’re in Chicago or going to be, I’d love to have you on my table! rentmasseur.com/UptownMansca... or schedule at www.vagaro.com/mrmanscaper
See ya soon!
If you’re in Chicago or going to be, I’d love to have you on my table! rentmasseur.com/UptownMansca... or schedule at www.vagaro.com/mrmanscaper
See ya soon!
July 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Okay I’m officially back in business on August 2! Great location- way better parking. Finally lol.
If you’re in Chicago or going to be, I’d love to have you on my table! rentmasseur.com/UptownMansca... or schedule at www.vagaro.com/mrmanscaper
See ya soon!
If you’re in Chicago or going to be, I’d love to have you on my table! rentmasseur.com/UptownMansca... or schedule at www.vagaro.com/mrmanscaper
See ya soon!
27 years. Same dynamic. We are both just older, cooler, and wiser. I’m so stoked she’s moving here soon. #speechteamkids
We were also swim team, choir, theater, and IB (iykyk) kids too lol.
We were also swim team, choir, theater, and IB (iykyk) kids too lol.
July 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
27 years. Same dynamic. We are both just older, cooler, and wiser. I’m so stoked she’s moving here soon. #speechteamkids
We were also swim team, choir, theater, and IB (iykyk) kids too lol.
We were also swim team, choir, theater, and IB (iykyk) kids too lol.