Chicago Bartender
chicagobartender.bsky.social
Chicago Bartender
@chicagobartender.bsky.social
University of Chicago alum. Currently working on your next drink.
Yes. The part that got me was the friendly human they accidentally shoot/pull the trigger on the gun.
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Are you not entertained…
a man wearing a laurel wreath holds a sword and points at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a laurel wreath holds a sword and points at the camera
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December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Coveting moved up in the rankings this year, and honoring parents fell off and was replaced with ‘moneychanging in the temple’
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In Romania, ‘Dracula Land’ means ‘Land of Dracula’
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I was misremembering it as Intrusion Countermeasures Executable. Regardless, I would always get a chuckle this time of year from my parents warning me to watch out for ‘Black Ice’ and thinking of the software that can kill you.
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If they’re not an adept drafting off that, they’re leaving money on the table. Also, now I want a Room of Renunciation based around the cosmic principles of Olive Garden.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I've heard he keeps his sole in his shoe.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When the writers are lazy and send the Enterprise crew to retrieve the stallions on Megan 3.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Looks like they’re about to take the milk ring to Mt. Doom.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The entrance should be 5'2".
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Do you think it was a coincidence that Adam was made from the bodies of people with large, unclaimed estates?
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There’s a digital version on Steam. It’s by @direwolfdigital.bsky.social. It’s a good way to learn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM