Michael Sullivan
@chiaone.bsky.social
Army vet. MSEd. Was once ranked the 119,633rd biggest celebrity on IMDb's StarMeter, which seems like a gross overestimate.
For my first-ever Bluesky post, I'd like to address the spurious accusations made against me by the New York Post.
I've heard it's not really about size. It's all about the MOTION in the OCEAN.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
--Michael "Also Unremarkable at the Motion Stuff" Sullivan
I've heard it's not really about size. It's all about the MOTION in the OCEAN.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
--Michael "Also Unremarkable at the Motion Stuff" Sullivan
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For my first-ever Bluesky post, I'd like to address the spurious accusations made against me by the New York Post.
I've heard it's not really about size. It's all about the MOTION in the OCEAN.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
--Michael "Also Unremarkable at the Motion Stuff" Sullivan
I've heard it's not really about size. It's all about the MOTION in the OCEAN.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
--Michael "Also Unremarkable at the Motion Stuff" Sullivan