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My first night solo parenting tonight.. followed by a full solo day and night tomorrow. Thank science for SSRIs!
April 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My first night solo parenting tonight.. followed by a full solo day and night tomorrow. Thank science for SSRIs!
P's first sensory bin! Table/bins from IKEA, eggs, bunnies, pompoms, and muffin tin from Michael's. #sensorybin #ikea #michaels #eastervibes #butnotreligiousvibes #boycottHobbyLobby
March 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
P's first sensory bin! Table/bins from IKEA, eggs, bunnies, pompoms, and muffin tin from Michael's. #sensorybin #ikea #michaels #eastervibes #butnotreligiousvibes #boycottHobbyLobby
Yum, P's dinner concoction
March 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yum, P's dinner concoction
P waved hello to the booger I had just sneezed onto my face
March 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
P waved hello to the booger I had just sneezed onto my face
I'm a standard time girlie.
March 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm a standard time girlie.
Totally outed myself as a smut (almost) only reader at work in front of SLPs I look up to. They then told me how reading smut makes them uncomfortable. Welp, there goes those potential friendships down the drain
March 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Totally outed myself as a smut (almost) only reader at work in front of SLPs I look up to. They then told me how reading smut makes them uncomfortable. Welp, there goes those potential friendships down the drain
Dealing with the weight gain from COVID then pregnancy then breastfeeding is wrecking me today. Some days are okay, and some days, like today, are not.
#postpartum #weight
#postpartum #weight
March 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dealing with the weight gain from COVID then pregnancy then breastfeeding is wrecking me today. Some days are okay, and some days, like today, are not.
#postpartum #weight
#postpartum #weight
My old beanie baby collection from my childhood, with the storage hangar made by my mom. It's now up in my baby's room! #beaniebaby
March 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My old beanie baby collection from my childhood, with the storage hangar made by my mom. It's now up in my baby's room! #beaniebaby
Today I took a break during obedience class. My dog was acting odd, not taking treats and lagging a lot. I was getting frustrated. So I did something I've never done before, I took my dog and sat down. Lots of rubs and pats, and hopefully we make it back out before the end of class.
February 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Today I took a break during obedience class. My dog was acting odd, not taking treats and lagging a lot. I was getting frustrated. So I did something I've never done before, I took my dog and sat down. Lots of rubs and pats, and hopefully we make it back out before the end of class.
I am also a golf widow
February 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I am also a golf widow
I am a baseball card widow
February 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I am a baseball card widow
I love this tiny reading nook I put together for P. The morning sunlight is gorgeous and perfect for flipping through books by!
#parenting #toddler #toddlerreadingnook
#parenting #toddler #toddlerreadingnook
February 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love this tiny reading nook I put together for P. The morning sunlight is gorgeous and perfect for flipping through books by!
#parenting #toddler #toddlerreadingnook
#parenting #toddler #toddlerreadingnook
Our winter hobby at my mom's. I'm getting better! Apparently I'm a bad winner 😂😂😂
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Our winter hobby at my mom's. I'm getting better! Apparently I'm a bad winner 😂😂😂
I've reached that point in dog ownership where they physically hurt my back during sleep, because they sleep on the bed, pressed up against me. And all I do is complain about it and never actually kick them off.
February 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I've reached that point in dog ownership where they physically hurt my back during sleep, because they sleep on the bed, pressed up against me. And all I do is complain about it and never actually kick them off.
Brandon Sanderson novels give me life. Warbreaker has been so much fun and I can't wait to start Wind and Truth. Fantasy novels and video games are my escape during this fucking crazy time
February 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Brandon Sanderson novels give me life. Warbreaker has been so much fun and I can't wait to start Wind and Truth. Fantasy novels and video games are my escape during this fucking crazy time
I don't want to work tomorrow
February 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don't want to work tomorrow
Today I had to ask my pediatrician about how to get access to MMR vaccines early, due to the current state of affairs. P got the first one today, but the second one isn't available through the state until 4 years old. Even though you can get the second dose after 28 days. #parenting
February 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Today I had to ask my pediatrician about how to get access to MMR vaccines early, due to the current state of affairs. P got the first one today, but the second one isn't available through the state until 4 years old. Even though you can get the second dose after 28 days. #parenting
Me: *eating lunch quietly*
Toddler: *tears pieces of bread to put in cup of water*
Just a regular day
Toddler: *tears pieces of bread to put in cup of water*
Just a regular day
February 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me: *eating lunch quietly*
Toddler: *tears pieces of bread to put in cup of water*
Just a regular day
Toddler: *tears pieces of bread to put in cup of water*
Just a regular day
Nothing hits quite like your kids first stomach bug 😬
February 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nothing hits quite like your kids first stomach bug 😬
February 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We're also entering the era of "no, I wanna do it myself" which is exciting, entertaining, humiliating, disgusting, and scary. Like insisting on feeding herself with an adult fork at a restaurant. Or worse, feeding ME with an adult fork at a restaurant. #parenting #toddlerhood
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We're also entering the era of "no, I wanna do it myself" which is exciting, entertaining, humiliating, disgusting, and scary. Like insisting on feeding herself with an adult fork at a restaurant. Or worse, feeding ME with an adult fork at a restaurant. #parenting #toddlerhood
P fed me French fries and soggy bread at a restaurant tonight. So cute! Even when she scooped up fry sauce with her bare hands
February 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
P fed me French fries and soggy bread at a restaurant tonight. So cute! Even when she scooped up fry sauce with her bare hands