This is bc of the movie isn’t it

I say both interchangeably tbh it’s terrible. The s and the c are close enough in sound that it’s a choose-your-own adventure for whomever I’m speaking to.

Maid services when things get out of hand.

It’s expensive, yes. The range I’ve paid is about $60-150, but they did dishes and laundry and cleaned the bathrooms.

You don’t have to make it a regularly scheduled thing. You can do it as needed. They don’t care! It’s glorious.

I hate shaving my legs in the shower but I love having them shaved. I’ve tried waxing, it’s not for me.

I bought a dry shaver on Amazon tho that lets me shave while listening to a podcast or watching tv. I can mentally occupy myself so I’m not focused on doing an activity I avoid.

Applying for jobs sucks bc you have to fill in all the same answers?

Make a Google doc of them.

Copying and pasting is much less mental effort than thinking thru typing each time. Read thru and make sure it makes sense, but that also gives you a base to work with at the start!

delivered microwavable meals. It took some trial and error (bc some services suck)

-as good as take out or delivery (the ones I get at least)
-I don’t accidentally overeat
-no dishes!
-heat in 3 mins so less waiting once I realize I’m hungry
-excited to try new foods bc no pressure to pick

Why is there always that one guy who consistently forces everyone else to participate in their degradation kink

Omg that’s 100% something I would do whilst thinking “oh my god I need to take this sock off”