Triangle-Eared Noise Machine
@chewythewolf.bsky.social
@wolfpsalm husband, weird car person, porno connoisseur, farmer
31/he/him/poly
31/he/him/poly
Perfectly balanced 🥴
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Perfectly balanced 🥴
Please rate my dog (yodeling greyhound, very rare)
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Please rate my dog (yodeling greyhound, very rare)
I legit look for more every time I go to the store lol
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I legit look for more every time I go to the store lol
I have been summoned (2/12 😬)
October 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I have been summoned (2/12 😬)
Fifteen years of trash and counting!
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fifteen years of trash and counting!
Also a snoobert! More often Dogbert
August 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Also a snoobert! More often Dogbert
See a back, post a back 👀
August 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
See a back, post a back 👀
I felt this way but it became such a spot for indoor zoomies that it changed my mind
August 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I felt this way but it became such a spot for indoor zoomies that it changed my mind
Head on up, I have plenty left to do 👉😎👉
July 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Head on up, I have plenty left to do 👉😎👉
Tag me in 🙏
July 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Tag me in 🙏
Coywolves definitely count, I’m a professional
July 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Coywolves definitely count, I’m a professional
I like turtles
July 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I like turtles
Gooooood morning. Up early, lotta hay on the ground so I have some long hours today/tomorrow
July 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Gooooood morning. Up early, lotta hay on the ground so I have some long hours today/tomorrow
I’m insanely lucky that my tractor has a cab and mediocre AC 🥴
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m insanely lucky that my tractor has a cab and mediocre AC 🥴
Working on a farm with a bunch of ponds gives me some real lunkers to fish up whenever I catch a break
July 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Working on a farm with a bunch of ponds gives me some real lunkers to fish up whenever I catch a break
I have one I need to get my ass in gear with 🥴
July 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I have one I need to get my ass in gear with 🥴
I have that black Mercury’s Ford branded brother!
July 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I have that black Mercury’s Ford branded brother!
This not loading is REALLY funny
June 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This not loading is REALLY funny
I mean, literally me
June 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I mean, literally me
Big ol boi
May 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Big ol boi
Oh man, that’s a halo car for me. I got to see this one in California and it blew me away
May 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Oh man, that’s a halo car for me. I got to see this one in California and it blew me away