Chewyfally
@chewyfally.bsky.social
Midwest Arab American Music Journalist. Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
Everyone quit getting excited about the Mummy reboot. They didn't cast any Arabs, and what's worse is that the main Middle Eastern character was played by an Israeli. No disrespect to the lovely Brendan Fraser, but can't stand the franchise for that sole reason.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Everyone quit getting excited about the Mummy reboot. They didn't cast any Arabs, and what's worse is that the main Middle Eastern character was played by an Israeli. No disrespect to the lovely Brendan Fraser, but can't stand the franchise for that sole reason.
*band I like releases new music*
Me: "Oh yay! Haven't heard from these guys in a while. Wonder what they've been up to?"
*Google search shows them with anti-Palestinian rhetoric*
Me: *Sigh*
Every fucking week now.
Me: "Oh yay! Haven't heard from these guys in a while. Wonder what they've been up to?"
*Google search shows them with anti-Palestinian rhetoric*
Me: *Sigh*
Every fucking week now.
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
*band I like releases new music*
Me: "Oh yay! Haven't heard from these guys in a while. Wonder what they've been up to?"
*Google search shows them with anti-Palestinian rhetoric*
Me: *Sigh*
Every fucking week now.
Me: "Oh yay! Haven't heard from these guys in a while. Wonder what they've been up to?"
*Google search shows them with anti-Palestinian rhetoric*
Me: *Sigh*
Every fucking week now.
I'm covering the 6arelyhuman show tonight and all the kids are dressed so cute and every straight man looks like a drug dealer from Beloit, Kansas.
October 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm covering the 6arelyhuman show tonight and all the kids are dressed so cute and every straight man looks like a drug dealer from Beloit, Kansas.
Took my eight year-old to ONE Chappell Roan concert and now on the way home she blurts out "Why aren't there any girl Presidents?"
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Took my eight year-old to ONE Chappell Roan concert and now on the way home she blurts out "Why aren't there any girl Presidents?"
Nothing gives me more anxiety than watching glass blowers.
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nothing gives me more anxiety than watching glass blowers.
There's gotta be an episode where Mordecai and Rigby fight Microsoft Excel.
September 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There's gotta be an episode where Mordecai and Rigby fight Microsoft Excel.
We're vacationing on a beach in a state where weed is legal. Everytime we catch a whiff of it from someone, my teen goes "It smells like The Bottleneck in here!"
July 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We're vacationing on a beach in a state where weed is legal. Everytime we catch a whiff of it from someone, my teen goes "It smells like The Bottleneck in here!"
Why every five posts on Facebook I got a see animals diving at the Olympics...
June 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why every five posts on Facebook I got a see animals diving at the Olympics...
My eight year-old, watching Twilight New Moon, where Bella keeps waking up from nightmares screaming: "Girl, you need to sleep with a stuffie from now on."
June 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My eight year-old, watching Twilight New Moon, where Bella keeps waking up from nightmares screaming: "Girl, you need to sleep with a stuffie from now on."
New Wicked Trailer + Trump/Musk Fight + Start of PRIDE = What an amazing week for the LGBTQ community, so happy for them.
June 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
New Wicked Trailer + Trump/Musk Fight + Start of PRIDE = What an amazing week for the LGBTQ community, so happy for them.
The easiest way to tell who's an ICE agent is to see which of your asshole neighbors starts showing up with a brand new truck. That's what happens to the fast-track police recruits in the next town over. They go straight from high school to hanging out at Casey's with a new truck.
June 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The easiest way to tell who's an ICE agent is to see which of your asshole neighbors starts showing up with a brand new truck. That's what happens to the fast-track police recruits in the next town over. They go straight from high school to hanging out at Casey's with a new truck.
"YOUR OVERALLS ARE SO FABULOUS!" Overhead at the Lawrence City Band concert in the park. Never change, Lawrence.
June 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"YOUR OVERALLS ARE SO FABULOUS!" Overhead at the Lawrence City Band concert in the park. Never change, Lawrence.
Happy PRIDE month to these two and their bullshit.
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Happy PRIDE month to these two and their bullshit.
Went to a movie at the independent theater tonight. Sold out audience, packed to the gills. A trailer for "The Encampments" played, and at the end the entire place absolutely ERUPTED in applause.
May 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Went to a movie at the independent theater tonight. Sold out audience, packed to the gills. A trailer for "The Encampments" played, and at the end the entire place absolutely ERUPTED in applause.
Decided I'm going to have a Mrs. Doubtfire summer. Shoving my face into cake. Bringing wild animals into the house. Might hit a guy in a crosswalk with my purse.
May 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Decided I'm going to have a Mrs. Doubtfire summer. Shoving my face into cake. Bringing wild animals into the house. Might hit a guy in a crosswalk with my purse.
The most horrible thing I learned this weekend was from a friend who works at an animal shelter. They told me all the shelters are fuller than normal because entire families are getting deported more now, and their pets are left with nowhere to go.
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The most horrible thing I learned this weekend was from a friend who works at an animal shelter. They told me all the shelters are fuller than normal because entire families are getting deported more now, and their pets are left with nowhere to go.
White smoke is coming out of Third Planet, a new Honk for Hemp guy has been named.
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
White smoke is coming out of Third Planet, a new Honk for Hemp guy has been named.
Accidentally came up with a cool new environmental catch phrase when my husband was thinking about weed eating the dandelions. "Don't weed eat them, bees eat them!"
April 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Accidentally came up with a cool new environmental catch phrase when my husband was thinking about weed eating the dandelions. "Don't weed eat them, bees eat them!"
I'm a music journalist and follow music news accounts, and the ONLY thing I've seen on Coachella so far is how grossly the fans spend money on camping to posture at this festival.
April 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm a music journalist and follow music news accounts, and the ONLY thing I've seen on Coachella so far is how grossly the fans spend money on camping to posture at this festival.
It's not a Nicole Kidman film unless she's having a meltdown by candlelight.
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's not a Nicole Kidman film unless she's having a meltdown by candlelight.
Teen girls are wild. My kid and her friend just saw two obviously divorced dads and said "for real that's so us."
March 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Teen girls are wild. My kid and her friend just saw two obviously divorced dads and said "for real that's so us."
The corset budget for Wicked must've been out of control.
March 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The corset budget for Wicked must've been out of control.
I've been at the Agnostic Front show for ten seconds and someone has already brought up The Outhouse...
March 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I've been at the Agnostic Front show for ten seconds and someone has already brought up The Outhouse...
A drag queen wished me a happy Ramadan this evening, if you want to know what kind of town Lawrence, Kansas, is. 💖
March 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
A drag queen wished me a happy Ramadan this evening, if you want to know what kind of town Lawrence, Kansas, is. 💖
My kid's school has a therapy dog and so many kids fed it snacks that it's now bad at being a therapy dog and also got very fat.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My kid's school has a therapy dog and so many kids fed it snacks that it's now bad at being a therapy dog and also got very fat.