@cheworleans.bsky.social
Bring back the Rosie O’Donnell Show.
I lived it: It got cold and I just blacked out. When I came to, the rice cooker was going off and the gumbo was ready.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I lived it: It got cold and I just blacked out. When I came to, the rice cooker was going off and the gumbo was ready.
It’s been so long I think I forgot how to do this. Up and down, right? Is that it? Spot me.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s been so long I think I forgot how to do this. Up and down, right? Is that it? Spot me.
sunday slip
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
sunday slip
Not dressing up this year, but I did dress up THIS year and felt pretty good about it. Normalize wearing molded, plastic torsos year round. Happy Halloween, y’all.
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not dressing up this year, but I did dress up THIS year and felt pretty good about it. Normalize wearing molded, plastic torsos year round. Happy Halloween, y’all.
Who is that man I see staring straight back at me?
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Who is that man I see staring straight back at me?
photosynthesizing
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
photosynthesizing
Hair is entering push-back territory. Watch this space.
October 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hair is entering push-back territory. Watch this space.
Proud of my spooky boys. 🎃
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Proud of my spooky boys. 🎃
🧌fe fi fo fum…
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞
September 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
🧌fe fi fo fum…
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞
Nothing to see here. Just keeping the lights on at my local rotisserie chicken establishment and reaping the benefits. 🍗
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing to see here. Just keeping the lights on at my local rotisserie chicken establishment and reaping the benefits. 🍗
“Black-And-White Things” was a Connections group today.
September 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Black-And-White Things” was a Connections group today.
September 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
hair today/gone tomorrow
August 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hair today/gone tomorrow
Thinking about how chill a nuclear reactor on the moon would be. 🌝🌚 …anywayyyy, here’s your pound of flesh.
August 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thinking about how chill a nuclear reactor on the moon would be. 🌝🌚 …anywayyyy, here’s your pound of flesh.
Pro tip: keep a basket of hand towels just under your bed for easy access and a guaranteed…
July 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pro tip: keep a basket of hand towels just under your bed for easy access and a guaranteed…
POV: You’re a tiny little elf that lives in my shower drain and you’ve come to watch me dry off with your lustful eyes…
July 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
POV: You’re a tiny little elf that lives in my shower drain and you’ve come to watch me dry off with your lustful eyes…
Chewy, post-breakfast lie down.
July 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Chewy, post-breakfast lie down.
A little vitamin D will fix everything, I’m sure. 😅
July 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A little vitamin D will fix everything, I’m sure. 😅
Hot takes on the cool-down: You’re all lying to yourselves about frozen grapes. They’re too cold and, no matter the variety, the flavor just gets lost. Just chew on ice. Leave the grapes alone. Stop encouraging people to freeze (ruin) their deliciously juicy grapes. 🍇🙅🏻♂️🧊
July 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hot takes on the cool-down: You’re all lying to yourselves about frozen grapes. They’re too cold and, no matter the variety, the flavor just gets lost. Just chew on ice. Leave the grapes alone. Stop encouraging people to freeze (ruin) their deliciously juicy grapes. 🍇🙅🏻♂️🧊
Happy Pride, daddy sluts.
Remember, they only hate us cause they ain’t us. 🫶🌈✌️
Remember, they only hate us cause they ain’t us. 🫶🌈✌️
June 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Happy Pride, daddy sluts.
Remember, they only hate us cause they ain’t us. 🫶🌈✌️
Remember, they only hate us cause they ain’t us. 🫶🌈✌️
One of my favorite handsome faces. 😘 Now let me make this about me for a second. 🤣
June 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One of my favorite handsome faces. 😘 Now let me make this about me for a second. 🤣
If it’s not a crazy, custom, cartoon, car sun-shade kind of love, I don’t want it.
June 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If it’s not a crazy, custom, cartoon, car sun-shade kind of love, I don’t want it.
Send help. I sat down for a minute to watch the local news/weather, and I fear I may now be here forever.
June 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Send help. I sat down for a minute to watch the local news/weather, and I fear I may now be here forever.
Them: “Are you wearing the ne…”
Me: “The neck-cooling ice ring? Yeah. I am.”
Me: “The neck-cooling ice ring? Yeah. I am.”
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Them: “Are you wearing the ne…”
Me: “The neck-cooling ice ring? Yeah. I am.”
Me: “The neck-cooling ice ring? Yeah. I am.”
