I once had a job where I would load a heat treating oven, and I learned quickly that the feeling of scratching your balls after they were soaking in sweat for a 12 hour shift is second only to nutting
July 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I once had a job where I would load a heat treating oven, and I learned quickly that the feeling of scratching your balls after they were soaking in sweat for a 12 hour shift is second only to nutting
Really into thinking about buying a boat these days
July 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Really into thinking about buying a boat these days
It's a shame that he's an only child, because Tanner Dunkle will never be a Tanner Uncle
July 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's a shame that he's an only child, because Tanner Dunkle will never be a Tanner Uncle
I do not "get" Neil Young's music, and I never will
July 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I do not "get" Neil Young's music, and I never will
Watched too many early 2000s hockey highlight videos on YouTube and now I'm getting a bunch of "Don Cherry was right" and "DEI is ruining hockey" recommendations. Those comment sections are just sad to look at
June 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Watched too many early 2000s hockey highlight videos on YouTube and now I'm getting a bunch of "Don Cherry was right" and "DEI is ruining hockey" recommendations. Those comment sections are just sad to look at
The only temu I care about is Teemu Selanne
June 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The only temu I care about is Teemu Selanne
(Talking like Mr. Burns after he got shot and could only say Homer Simpson) Tanner Dunkle
May 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
(Talking like Mr. Burns after he got shot and could only say Homer Simpson) Tanner Dunkle
Banff sucks unless you are drunk, and then it can be pretty good
April 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Banff sucks unless you are drunk, and then it can be pretty good
Went to the Apple store. Fuckin bleak
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Went to the Apple store. Fuckin bleak
Farting feels so good
February 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Farting feels so good
I've said it before and I'll say it again, software engineering is not real engineering
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, software engineering is not real engineering
Underrated part of having a medium length beard is rooting through it periodically and finding freak hairs. Like hairs that are 3-4X thicker than normal and are stiff like a wire
January 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Underrated part of having a medium length beard is rooting through it periodically and finding freak hairs. Like hairs that are 3-4X thicker than normal and are stiff like a wire
My butthole is mad at me
January 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My butthole is mad at me
Cutting jalapenos while wearing rubber gloves, like a huge pussy
January 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Cutting jalapenos while wearing rubber gloves, like a huge pussy
Software "engineers" have got to be some of the most sensitive people in the world
January 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Software "engineers" have got to be some of the most sensitive people in the world
The Quebec hot chicken sandwich is among the most fucked things I have ever eaten
December 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
The Quebec hot chicken sandwich is among the most fucked things I have ever eaten
After reading reddit for a bit, it looks like if you don't go for enterprise level wifi APs with a big fancy PoE switch and two hardwired connections in every room, you're a fucking dumbass
December 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
After reading reddit for a bit, it looks like if you don't go for enterprise level wifi APs with a big fancy PoE switch and two hardwired connections in every room, you're a fucking dumbass
If you are under 6ft tall you should be labeled unfit to serve in the army
December 7, 2024 at 10:21 PM
If you are under 6ft tall you should be labeled unfit to serve in the army
My wife HATES it when I talk about Family Guy
November 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM
My wife HATES it when I talk about Family Guy
Software engineers, not real engineers, sorry
November 20, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Software engineers, not real engineers, sorry
Canadians love to freak out when we get American fast food chains like Chipotle or Chick-fil-a. We will sooner die than admit that they are actually slightly worse than what we already had
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason
October 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Canadians love to freak out when we get American fast food chains like Chipotle or Chick-fil-a. We will sooner die than admit that they are actually slightly worse than what we already had
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason
Theres something about welding that makes you cool. By far the coolest of all trades
October 19, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Theres something about welding that makes you cool. By far the coolest of all trades
Habitually saying "ya me chinga" and "que chinga" while barely knowing what they mean. Also doing the mexican fuck you whistle. All fun personality quirks that make me an absolute chore to be around
October 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Habitually saying "ya me chinga" and "que chinga" while barely knowing what they mean. Also doing the mexican fuck you whistle. All fun personality quirks that make me an absolute chore to be around
I KNOW that Steve1989 can't read chinese, but I also wouldn't be surprised if he can
October 2, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I KNOW that Steve1989 can't read chinese, but I also wouldn't be surprised if he can
Laying in bed with a cold imagining riding a Kawasaki Ninja ZX-25R in second gear at 17,000 rpm, and smiling
October 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Laying in bed with a cold imagining riding a Kawasaki Ninja ZX-25R in second gear at 17,000 rpm, and smiling