Chet Williamson
@chetwilliamson.bsky.social
Writer, audiobook narrator, actor, rapscallion.
This past week H. P. Lovecraft went to Texas and donated his life savings of $375 to flood charities, and was later joined by an old friend on his relief trip.
July 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This past week H. P. Lovecraft went to Texas and donated his life savings of $375 to flood charities, and was later joined by an old friend on his relief trip.
The new Pope Donaldo I sitting in his small and humble bedroom…
May 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The new Pope Donaldo I sitting in his small and humble bedroom…
Signed limitation page…
March 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Signed limitation page…
Unboxing Video of the new Cemetery Dance edition of my 1987 Tor Books novel, ASH WEDNESDAY, the first complete print Edition ever. Cover painting by Bob Eggleton.
March 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Unboxing Video of the new Cemetery Dance edition of my 1987 Tor Books novel, ASH WEDNESDAY, the first complete print Edition ever. Cover painting by Bob Eggleton.
So Meta stole 33 of my works to train its AI. And many of yours as well.
March 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So Meta stole 33 of my works to train its AI. And many of yours as well.
“Incel wet dream using inaccurate technology to hunt imaginary moles in Fox News misspelling.”
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Incel wet dream using inaccurate technology to hunt imaginary moles in Fox News misspelling.”
Tinker, tailor, soldier, mole.
Karla finally wins.
Karla finally wins.
February 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Tinker, tailor, soldier, mole.
Karla finally wins.
Karla finally wins.
This “asking for a blurb” pic deserves its own post…
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This “asking for a blurb” pic deserves its own post…
JAWOHL! "Our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Kultur" vill soon be realized! Our glorious leader vill decide vhat shows are to be staged und vhat performers vill be seen! AMERIKA UBER ALLES! SEND IN ZE CLOWNS! (DON'T BOZZER, ZEY'RE HIER!)
February 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
JAWOHL! "Our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Kultur" vill soon be realized! Our glorious leader vill decide vhat shows are to be staged und vhat performers vill be seen! AMERIKA UBER ALLES! SEND IN ZE CLOWNS! (DON'T BOZZER, ZEY'RE HIER!)
Laurie and I saw this today, and we were both underwhelmed. The gimmick (camera: ghost's POV) quickly becomes claustrophobic. Mix poltergeist activity with teen-age angst and underlit rooms, and you've got 85 turgid minutes with few chills, not what I look for in a ghost story.
January 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Laurie and I saw this today, and we were both underwhelmed. The gimmick (camera: ghost's POV) quickly becomes claustrophobic. Mix poltergeist activity with teen-age angst and underlit rooms, and you've got 85 turgid minutes with few chills, not what I look for in a ghost story.
THIS GUITAR BREEDS FASCISTS
January 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
THIS GUITAR BREEDS FASCISTS
MISTER PRESIDUNT! WEN WILL YEW PARDEN OR COMUTTE THE SENTENSE OF THE LATE GRATE HANIBLE LEKTER?!?!
January 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
MISTER PRESIDUNT! WEN WILL YEW PARDEN OR COMUTTE THE SENTENSE OF THE LATE GRATE HANIBLE LEKTER?!?!
He knew that if he touched the Bible, he’d burst into flame. 
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
He knew that if he touched the Bible, he’d burst into flame. 
Wait…isn’t this the guy in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK whose face melts?
January 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wait…isn’t this the guy in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK whose face melts?
Bought this poster, and I just had to watch the film. Good creepy fun!
January 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Bought this poster, and I just had to watch the film. Good creepy fun!
Social media in a nutshell.
January 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Social media in a nutshell.
Does anyone else, when this appears on screen, say “Studiock Anal” aloud, or am I the only one?
April 28, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Does anyone else, when this appears on screen, say “Studiock Anal” aloud, or am I the only one?
NEW! Edward Lee's chilling horror novel about a supernatural sex killer, INCUBI, complete and unabridged on audiobook, narrated by yours truly... tinyurl.com/msd4kbez
April 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
NEW! Edward Lee's chilling horror novel about a supernatural sex killer, INCUBI, complete and unabridged on audiobook, narrated by yours truly... tinyurl.com/msd4kbez
This eclipse is lookin’ good!
April 8, 2024 at 7:21 PM
This eclipse is lookin’ good!
From The New Yorker, the *former* bastion of proper usage:
It is either “set foot on” or “stepped on.” It is NOT “stepped foot on!”
It is either “set foot on” or “stepped on.” It is NOT “stepped foot on!”
April 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
From The New Yorker, the *former* bastion of proper usage:
It is either “set foot on” or “stepped on.” It is NOT “stepped foot on!”
It is either “set foot on” or “stepped on.” It is NOT “stepped foot on!”
World Book and Book of Knowledge in your Zoom background is a dead giveaway that you still live in your parents’ basement.
February 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
World Book and Book of Knowledge in your Zoom background is a dead giveaway that you still live in your parents’ basement.
Visited Vortex Books and Comics Friday. Great to see old friends Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, and Hylinius!
February 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Visited Vortex Books and Comics Friday. Great to see old friends Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, and Hylinius!
Day 27: Food stores decline. The meat loaf has turned gray and fuzzy. Starvation looms.
February 7, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Day 27: Food stores decline. The meat loaf has turned gray and fuzzy. Starvation looms.