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#dirkjohn
2/2
December 3, 2024 at 12:55 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
Does Ult Dirk ever think about the times he have with John in another universe or wgat lol.

[ult dirkjohn] #dirkjohn #homestuck
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December 3, 2024 at 12:55 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
I don't think you raised Any concerns to begin with by straight up telling me to stop using"-cest" because you didn't like that I'm using it.🤔 Are you a cop? Anyway.

"Johncest" means shipping John with himself i.e Selfcest‐ shipping characters with themselves.

And Johncest is canon for 11 years.
A page from the hit webcomic Homestuck with mspa reader thinking of John kissing himself.
November 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
Closeness.

#dirkjohn #homestuck
John Egbert, Heir of Breath, appears in a white silhouette with a stabbed hole at his magenta heart with green electricity surrounding it. Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart, appears in white line art getting decapitated with red blood entering his cyan lungs and exiting his cyan mouth. Grey text under them says, "This is the closest we could ever get."
November 28, 2024 at 3:30 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
I drew femme John and butch Dirk (specifically) for a poster making project because it was the day of the dead line or else I wouldn't even make anything lol.
A drawing of a poster colored with crayons on bond paper. Side profiles look at each other and until the shoulder. John Egbert, with long hair and Dirk Strider, with short hair starring into each other's eyes while their hands interlock are shown between them. (They are women.) A heart is drawn between their faces. Black outlines the heart that looks like an upside down spade.
November 23, 2024 at 1:33 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
#dirkjohn

aradia gets it.
John raised his eyebrow, looking at Dirk saying, "Why are you always wearing ripped shirts? slut." Aradia, smiling, asks Dirk and John, "So tell me, how does it feel to be cosmically intertwined in everything you do?" Dirk and John silently side eye each other. "Your silence speaks volumes." Aradia waves, "That's all I needed to hear."
November 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
spirit? more like SIMP.

more of john's dirk factive lmaoo.

(implied dirkjohn/johncest)
Spirit Egbert (John's Dirk factive) is sewing what appears to be a John Egbert plushie in god teir pajamas. Spirit proudly looking at the four John Egbert plushies he made. The plushies are: John in hus regular clothes, John in god teir pajamas, Trickster mode John and John in a maid dress. Spirit sitting on a gaming chair he just bought. He's drawing on the computer that shows a sketch, planning to make a John dakimakura (a body pillow with a drawn character printed on it).
November 13, 2024 at 4:40 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
dirkification of john egbert.
*makes him plural by putting a dirk in his head*

plus a bonus comic for spirit fronting for the first time. :)
(implied dirkjohn AND johncest lol)
Text above saying: Dirkification of John Egbert. I don't know lol just think that John has a Dirk factive. More description about him saying: He wears contact lenses. He is Dirk but also named himself Spirit. He likes to hangout in ports. People don't recognize him because they think this guy is a try hard Dirk plus John worshipper. Two drawings of Spirit. On the right, he is smoking, then the left with him wearing triangular anime shades leaning onto guardrails. A small doodle below is John Egbert making an exagerated disgusted face. Text under him saying: John fronting after a month wondering why his mouth tastes like cigarettes (He uses a pipe) A first part comic of John Egbert on a peir. His arms crossed on guardrails under a streetlight in the middle of the night, his deep blue eyes looking into the ocean, the sound of waves lapping from below. Thinking, "Dirk would like it here." in light blue text. A second part comic of John Egbert in a peir. Although his body is the same, he isn't exactly the same person controlling the body, but someone else. His eyes open, with a glint of orange, looking at his shaking hands then into the ocean. It's a factive of Dirk Strider fronting, now speaking with an orange text, saying, "The fuck am I doin here."
November 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
#johncest and #dirkjohn
waow.
Crudely drawn pencil doodles on a notebook, depicting 2 of John Egbert kissing and holding each other. Dirk Strider at the back with a blank expression has a tear coming our from under his shades. Followed up has the same two Johns now trying to flirt with Dirk, who is now blushing, from both sides. Dirk's heart aspect symbol on his short is replaced with the text, "I'M GAY"
November 12, 2024 at 10:12 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
#dirkjohn
[daily dirkjohn repost]
A line art drawing of John Egbert, on the left, and Dirk Strider, on the right, both in their god tier pajamas. John is floating off the ground, his knees bending while his face is really close to Dirk, who is standing straight. John's eyes are looking at Dirk's eyes through his glasses. Both have small blush lines on their faces. John is hugging Dirk around his neck and shoulders, while Dirk is hugging John around his back and chest. John's long hood is loosely wrapped around Dirk's legs. John and Dirk's faces really close to each other with think bubbles floating above their heads. John is thinking, "this pose makes me look gay." Dirk is thinking, "I've manipulated him into liking me."
November 10, 2024 at 9:15 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
#dirkjohn
[daily dirkjohn repost]
A line art drawing of two dead ghosts of characters looking at each other and sitting on nothing in a white void. Dirk Strider, on the left, holding his decapitated head on his lap with his right hand, blood drips from his neck wound. John Egbert, on the left, wearing his god teir pajamas, sits huched over, looking at Dirk's head. He has a giant gold tooth stuck on his chest, his shirt stained with his own blood.
November 9, 2024 at 12:09 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
REMINDER THAT THIS IS A TULPA/ENDO SAFE SPACE!

anyway, shout out to jake idolizing dirk to the point of making his own dirk tulpa.

2nd image literally explains how tulpas work.
#homestuck
An homestuck panel of Jake and brain ghost Dirk looking at each other standing in the middle of Jake's room. Brain ghost Dirk is a Jake's figment of his imagination who is translucent and flickering slightly. A pesterlog between Jake and brain ghost Dirk. GT: I am having like a lucid dreamy thing in a magic bubble and you are just like a figment of my imagination? TT: Yes, basically. GT: So im talking to myself! Thats kind of stupid! TT: Well, yeah. But not quite. TT: You could view me as a projection of the real Dirk within your mind, as expressed through all of your thought patterns about him. TT: So I'm kind of a splinter of his corporeal self who happens to live in your awareness. TT: I'm a startlingly close approximation to the real thing, for all intents and purposes.
November 9, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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they're all i think about. #dirkjohn
November 7, 2024 at 4:26 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
#dirkjohn
November 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
#dirkjohn edit

i just found the audio on insta and thought of them.
November 2, 2024 at 2:22 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
john edit #homestuck

song: brain stew - green day
November 2, 2024 at 2:08 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
doodles while watching neon genesis evangelion. #homestuck
November 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
I put the RARE in rarepair shipper.
(90% shipping. 10% me arranging the boxes by matching color.)
October 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
// blood

The Hanged Man and The Fool 🍭🥩
#dirkjohn
Artwork of Dirk and John with grey line art on a cloudy blue background. The candy symbol is on the top left corner, while the meat symbol is on the bottom right corner. Dirk's decapitated head bleeding from the neck while hanging on a golden noose tied tightly around his neck. His orange eyes are slightly open looking at John below. John is floating and facing up at Dirk with his own blood on his face, chest and hands, trying to reach Dirk. A large gold tooth is stuck in his chest.
October 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
#liary #dirkjohn
When the narratives are foiled and doomed to the yaoi.
October 21, 2024 at 3:03 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
Their sprites hehe.
#bropoppop
October 21, 2024 at 4:36 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
Brobequerel and Popcatsprite. Hell yeah old man yaoi.
#bropoppop #dirkjohn
(Is holds his tail in every universe.)
October 21, 2024 at 4:35 AM
chessbored.bsky.social
The REAL first dirkjohn fanart I've ever made. :3
#dirkjohn #homestuck
October 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
Aradia doodles. o_o (and Sollux)
October 19, 2024 at 2:16 PM
chessbored.bsky.social
I'm stuck with these mother fuckers and not even god can help me.
October 19, 2024 at 4:53 AM