Chesleworth
@chesleworth.bsky.social
📚 Student | 🍺 Pub worker | 🎲 DM in the wild
🏋️♂️ Gym enthusiast w/ a dice addiction
Maths + Puns = Happiness
🏋️♂️ Gym enthusiast w/ a dice addiction
Maths + Puns = Happiness
Maths exams are like bar shifts... you go in hopeful and come out sweaty and confused. #publife #studentlife
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Maths exams are like bar shifts... you go in hopeful and come out sweaty and confused. #publife #studentlife
Gym mirrors are just portals to your slightly sweatier twin. Unrelated, I may have hungover dehydration hallucinations. #GymHumour #BarHumour
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Gym mirrors are just portals to your slightly sweatier twin. Unrelated, I may have hungover dehydration hallucinations. #GymHumour #BarHumour
Every bar has two types of customers: philosophers and chaos gremlins. Sometimes both in one. #publife #sundaysession
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Every bar has two types of customers: philosophers and chaos gremlins. Sometimes both in one. #publife #sundaysession
Listened to a podcast on productivity while doing absolutely nothing. Killing it! #StudentLife #StudyBreak
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Listened to a podcast on productivity while doing absolutely nothing. Killing it! #StudentLife #StudyBreak
The gym is 90% self discipline, 10% pretending you know what you’re doing with the cables. #GymHumour
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The gym is 90% self discipline, 10% pretending you know what you’re doing with the cables. #GymHumour
Watched a horror film alone. Now every creak in my flat is definitely a monster, best go hide in the pub.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Watched a horror film alone. Now every creak in my flat is definitely a monster, best go hide in the pub.
Check out the upcoming from my wonderful world building DM, should be good.
The air hums with magic.
A new campaign stirs beneath the surface, inked in mystery, bound in bone, and ready to rise.
⚔️ GNAW Gaming’s Kickstarter launches soon 25Nov
Follow us, adventurer, and be the first to answer the call
🗺️ gnawgaming.com/ks/
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG #IndieRPG #selfpromosaturday
A new campaign stirs beneath the surface, inked in mystery, bound in bone, and ready to rise.
⚔️ GNAW Gaming’s Kickstarter launches soon 25Nov
Follow us, adventurer, and be the first to answer the call
🗺️ gnawgaming.com/ks/
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG #IndieRPG #selfpromosaturday
Redirecting to Kickstarter...
gnawgaming.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Check out the upcoming from my wonderful world building DM, should be good.
Student asked if caffeine counts as hydration. I said yes, spiritually. #PubLife #BarHumour
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Student asked if caffeine counts as hydration. I said yes, spiritually. #PubLife #BarHumour
Bar regular asked if we sell gluten-free whiskey. I told him whiskey is merely feelings free, not gluten-free. He bought two. Salesman!. #PubLife #BartenderHumour
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Bar regular asked if we sell gluten-free whiskey. I told him whiskey is merely feelings free, not gluten-free. He bought two. Salesman!. #PubLife #BartenderHumour
My mate Garry at @gnawgaming.com has a new campaign book coming and told me to share, Veins of Iron, Blood of Fire. Looks brilliant.
Kickstarter soon, go register.
👉 gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG
Kickstarter soon, go register.
👉 gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG
Redirecting to Kickstarter...
gnawgaming.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My mate Garry at @gnawgaming.com has a new campaign book coming and told me to share, Veins of Iron, Blood of Fire. Looks brilliant.
Kickstarter soon, go register.
👉 gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG
Kickstarter soon, go register.
👉 gnawgaming.com/ks
#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG
Watching old movies. Batman’s real superpower isn’t gadgets it’s his ability to pay for all that property damage! #MovieHumour #SuperheroTalk
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Watching old movies. Batman’s real superpower isn’t gadgets it’s his ability to pay for all that property damage! #MovieHumour #SuperheroTalk
Was just in a campaign where the tavern keeper was secretly a retired wizard. Now every time I’m at work pouring pints, I cant help but wonder about my manager. #TTRPGCommunity #DnDHumour #PubLife
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Was just in a campaign where the tavern keeper was secretly a retired wizard. Now every time I’m at work pouring pints, I cant help but wonder about my manager. #TTRPGCommunity #DnDHumour #PubLife
Statistically speaking, 70% of bar customers are chaotic neutral, 20% are lawful tipsy, and 10% think they’re bards. #TTRPGCommunity #DnDHumour #PubLife
October 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Statistically speaking, 70% of bar customers are chaotic neutral, 20% are lawful tipsy, and 10% think they’re bards. #TTRPGCommunity #DnDHumour #PubLife
Pub shift highlight: a fresher tried to order a ‘low-calorie pint.’ Mate, this isn’t Weight Watchers, sup it up. #PubLife #StudentNights
October 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Pub shift highlight: a fresher tried to order a ‘low-calorie pint.’ Mate, this isn’t Weight Watchers, sup it up. #PubLife #StudentNights
Student at the bar last night tried to pay with a Tesco Clubcard. Honestly, the confidence was inspiring. #PubLife #StudentNights
September 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Student at the bar last night tried to pay with a Tesco Clubcard. Honestly, the confidence was inspiring. #PubLife #StudentNights
Beer + Friends ÷ Sleep = Happiness². The maths checks out, I will not elaborate.
#MathsHumour #StudentLife #StudyBreak
#MathsHumour #StudentLife #StudyBreak
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Beer + Friends ÷ Sleep = Happiness². The maths checks out, I will not elaborate.
#MathsHumour #StudentLife #StudyBreak
#MathsHumour #StudentLife #StudyBreak