Samantha Slaven
@cheshiresnoop.bsky.social
Poet, pro-wrestling fan, wife, legal assistant, dog mom. Blue voting independent.
3 years ago I switched my SIM card from the one I had with my parents to one I purchased myself. The last act of defiance and the last step of going no contact. Less than 3 weeks later I married my husband.
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
3 years ago I switched my SIM card from the one I had with my parents to one I purchased myself. The last act of defiance and the last step of going no contact. Less than 3 weeks later I married my husband.
Fancy cheese and chips imported from Asia. A good breakfast shared with my husband.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Fancy cheese and chips imported from Asia. A good breakfast shared with my husband.
Our marriage will survive despite my playing Ice Nine Kills early in the morning.
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Our marriage will survive despite my playing Ice Nine Kills early in the morning.
Even google doesn’t list state and federal filings under the job description for a legal assistant. Even google’s AI states that a legal assistant is more administrative/clerical. I’m going to need the universe to work with me a little more as I continue looking for a new job.
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Even google doesn’t list state and federal filings under the job description for a legal assistant. Even google’s AI states that a legal assistant is more administrative/clerical. I’m going to need the universe to work with me a little more as I continue looking for a new job.
Has anyone taken regional rail since Thursday? Are the trains operating like normal or are people still being packed like sardines?
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Has anyone taken regional rail since Thursday? Are the trains operating like normal or are people still being packed like sardines?
I’m just a girl, staring at her ESPN app, willing a decent starting quarterback to fall out of the sky and end up on waivers.
October 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I’m just a girl, staring at her ESPN app, willing a decent starting quarterback to fall out of the sky and end up on waivers.
Not writer’s block but just a nothingness; an absence of a desire to create. So funny how rereading a manuscript you’re working on can make things start to come back.
October 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not writer’s block but just a nothingness; an absence of a desire to create. So funny how rereading a manuscript you’re working on can make things start to come back.
“Kick you in the twat” is a corporate term. #themoreyouknow
September 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Kick you in the twat” is a corporate term. #themoreyouknow
I want to move to New Zealand. Please. Thank you.
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I want to move to New Zealand. Please. Thank you.
I wore my Eagles shirt yesterday. Do not come for me. Tonight is House of Glory Wrestling. Rocking Shotzi Blackheart!!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I wore my Eagles shirt yesterday. Do not come for me. Tonight is House of Glory Wrestling. Rocking Shotzi Blackheart!!!!!
A year ago, I skipped watching Bash in Berlin because I was sick and instead had Gilmore Girls running all day. Yesterday, I watched Clash in Paris with my hot husband and ate halal food. Never get severe bi-lateral pneumonia, folks.
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A year ago, I skipped watching Bash in Berlin because I was sick and instead had Gilmore Girls running all day. Yesterday, I watched Clash in Paris with my hot husband and ate halal food. Never get severe bi-lateral pneumonia, folks.
6 years ago, I was packing in secret, preparing myself to leave my parents house. Yes, I lived on campus during my college years but I was never truly free. 6 years later my husband and I are packing together, preparing to move to Florida. Funny how things change over time.
August 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
6 years ago, I was packing in secret, preparing myself to leave my parents house. Yes, I lived on campus during my college years but I was never truly free. 6 years later my husband and I are packing together, preparing to move to Florida. Funny how things change over time.
While packing to move, do I throw away the list of quotes from The Nanny that I painstakingly worked on in middle school???
August 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
While packing to move, do I throw away the list of quotes from The Nanny that I painstakingly worked on in middle school???
If I realize I’ve been restricted on social media, that person is getting unfriended or unfollowed, depending on the platform. I’m not for everyone, no individual on this planet is, and I’m done being treated like a child. Restrict me and we’re finished.
August 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If I realize I’ve been restricted on social media, that person is getting unfriended or unfollowed, depending on the platform. I’m not for everyone, no individual on this planet is, and I’m done being treated like a child. Restrict me and we’re finished.
I did have to remind myself the other day that, even though it’s a banger, Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan is likely an inappropriate song to request to be played at a wedding.
August 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I did have to remind myself the other day that, even though it’s a banger, Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan is likely an inappropriate song to request to be played at a wedding.
Train station was blasting some Kate Bush this morning. Love that everyone started running up that hill thanks to Stranger Things. #runningupthathill
July 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Train station was blasting some Kate Bush this morning. Love that everyone started running up that hill thanks to Stranger Things. #runningupthathill
As someone who was born and raised Jewish, let’s clarify; Anti-Israel is not the same as being anti-Semitic. End of rant. #freepalestine
June 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
As someone who was born and raised Jewish, let’s clarify; Anti-Israel is not the same as being anti-Semitic. End of rant. #freepalestine
Beyoncé is overrated. I said what I said.
June 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Beyoncé is overrated. I said what I said.
We just had Worlds Collide in L. A., a beautiful, impactful event celebrating the time honored tradition of Lucha Libre. Stop this country. I want to get off. #notmyamerica
June 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
We just had Worlds Collide in L. A., a beautiful, impactful event celebrating the time honored tradition of Lucha Libre. Stop this country. I want to get off. #notmyamerica
I will pass on Freakier Friday. Thanks but not thanks.
June 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I will pass on Freakier Friday. Thanks but not thanks.
Do you ever feel sorry for the person wearing the Dude Wipes mascot outfit? Because I do. Don’t question your life choices. You’re still a good person. #dudewipes
June 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Do you ever feel sorry for the person wearing the Dude Wipes mascot outfit? Because I do. Don’t question your life choices. You’re still a good person. #dudewipes
I’m officially an author of two books. The Squared Circle Human is now joined by Agreeable Gray. DM for link to purchase. #aggreablegray #twobooks #poet
May 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m officially an author of two books. The Squared Circle Human is now joined by Agreeable Gray. DM for link to purchase. #aggreablegray #twobooks #poet
I think I finally got it. Crashing out is the new rage quitting. I can speak Gen Z, guys!!!!
May 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think I finally got it. Crashing out is the new rage quitting. I can speak Gen Z, guys!!!!
Hiding Mother’s Day posts from my timelines is the ultimate abuse survivor’s catharsis. #mothersday #nomama
May 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hiding Mother’s Day posts from my timelines is the ultimate abuse survivor’s catharsis. #mothersday #nomama
Not enough references to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas during Wrestlemania. #wrestlemania
April 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Not enough references to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas during Wrestlemania. #wrestlemania