Sent this to someone on bumble after they didnt respond for a few days when i asked if i could have their chocolate chip cookie recipe and then i felt embarrassed bc im not one to double text a stranger on a dating app but i just couldnt resist bending this meme 2 suit the specifics of the situation

Can’t believe the hot russian princess of questionable heritage would call the queen of England a bad faggot….

Goddamnit.

I should have read the back. Maybe ive got it all wrong and its a terminally ill kid make-a-wish story crossed with finding bigfoot, but this cover just looks like Manic Pixie Dream Girl fucks Sasquatch

Watching truck repair tutorials 🤤