Dr Marten progress! I can bend my feet! No longer walking like a Thunderbird puppet. #yesmilady

Yeah! Went to Albert Schlong yesterday for food, mooched and did crystal maze today, now bongoing. On a hen do.

Having it large at bongo bingo

I even considered buying something like this. 👣😂

I know how to live. DMA (Dr Marten Arsehole) Journey: day 2 of trying to break these mothers in. The road is long. Don’t ask me to walk it. 👣

I am trapped in my boots.

@nigella.bsky.social not the greatest photo but I’ve been meaning to do your Turkish eggs for such a long time. Absolutely delicious.

Before and after gravy.