You're telling me that going through life in a near constant state of pain isn't normal?? That being hurt by lights and sounds super easily is odd? That dwelling in my room with the dimmest light possible at any given time is indicative of some kind of problem????

“For some reason…” if I was a bird I would also like to ride around on people’s heads.

The only entertainment value that movie has is how many youtubers I like have taken fat shits on it.

Seriously though, one of my friends works at Joanne's and is going to be losing their job, they're working even more hours lately to make money while they still can, and they're stressed as all shit. This fuckin sucks.

Hobby Lobby is for the homophobes, Joanne's is for kind old ladies and gay people.

Cancer is literally one of the worst things on this planet. As difficult as it is, sometimes there's nothing we can do but make sure their final moments are filled with joy. Regardless, it sucks and I'm so, so sorry

Poncho has lived a wonderful life with you, and has been loved so strongly and deeply. It's such a horrible thing to lose a loved one, but just know that you gave him the best life you possibly could.

What an excellently shaped guy!!