Reposted by Nack the Weasel
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
imagine living in some fucked up sitcom world where the live studio audience is always there and you go undress for like a shower or whatever and the audience starts laughing at you.
July 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
imagine living in some fucked up sitcom world where the live studio audience is always there and you go undress for like a shower or whatever and the audience starts laughing at you.
vacation tomorrow.
June 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
vacation tomorrow.
whats the deal with airline food. laugh.
June 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
whats the deal with airline food. laugh.
my daughters newest art project was glueing 10000 pop sockets to my marvelous queen.
May 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my daughters newest art project was glueing 10000 pop sockets to my marvelous queen.
love that rubber brick / sometimes sludge kids cuisine calls a brownie
May 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
love that rubber brick / sometimes sludge kids cuisine calls a brownie
me and Garfield™ have a lot in common. i like lasagna. he likes lasagna. im rich and successful. hes rich and successful. i think hes cool and he thinks im cool. i hate mondays and he hates mondays.
April 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me and Garfield™ have a lot in common. i like lasagna. he likes lasagna. im rich and successful. hes rich and successful. i think hes cool and he thinks im cool. i hate mondays and he hates mondays.
updated the hydraulic thrusters in the Queen. had to adjust the steering wheel as a result. love her.
April 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
updated the hydraulic thrusters in the Queen. had to adjust the steering wheel as a result. love her.
i saw sonic the hedgehog fighting dr robotnik outside of my wifes psychiatrists office today. i never stopped to ask what kind of doctor he is until now but does he work there or something. i thought he had some kind of engineering degree.
April 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i saw sonic the hedgehog fighting dr robotnik outside of my wifes psychiatrists office today. i never stopped to ask what kind of doctor he is until now but does he work there or something. i thought he had some kind of engineering degree.
they killed my character off off screen again. I need to have a word with those writers.
April 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
they killed my character off off screen again. I need to have a word with those writers.
no word yet from my bosses if i will be on the nintendo switch 2.
April 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
no word yet from my bosses if i will be on the nintendo switch 2.
yesterdays Garfield™ strip made me cry. i wasnt able to sleep all night because of the hard hitting truths about our real world presented in the strip. the rawest art this century is Garfield™. its just so real. this is real. this is happening in the real world. further elaboration in the alt text.
March 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
yesterdays Garfield™ strip made me cry. i wasnt able to sleep all night because of the hard hitting truths about our real world presented in the strip. the rawest art this century is Garfield™. its just so real. this is real. this is happening in the real world. further elaboration in the alt text.
hey. thats me in this ad. they used my likeness without my permission. they should pay me all of their money for this. all of it.
March 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hey. thats me in this ad. they used my likeness without my permission. they should pay me all of their money for this. all of it.
to whoever lost 35 mobium at the walmart. thanks.
March 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
to whoever lost 35 mobium at the walmart. thanks.
do you think if i ask politely wendys will give me free food. itll be good exposure. im famous.
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
do you think if i ask politely wendys will give me free food. itll be good exposure. im famous.
has anyone else heard about the bees incident down town yesterday. they wiped out three whole cars looking for their queen.
February 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
has anyone else heard about the bees incident down town yesterday. they wiped out three whole cars looking for their queen.
i saw that blue rat again today. i dont see him that much anymore outside of my wifes plush collection. he ran through my yard and kicked up a bunch of dirt. hes a menace.
February 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i saw that blue rat again today. i dont see him that much anymore outside of my wifes plush collection. he ran through my yard and kicked up a bunch of dirt. hes a menace.
there was a skunk outside my house the other day. i have nothing against skunks but i can always tell the smell bothers my wife. i thought they only sprayed when they were in danger. i wonder what they think is so dangerous on the side of my house.
February 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
there was a skunk outside my house the other day. i have nothing against skunks but i can always tell the smell bothers my wife. i thought they only sprayed when they were in danger. i wonder what they think is so dangerous on the side of my house.
I am the weasel. goo goo gjoob.
January 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I am the weasel. goo goo gjoob.
me and my wife went to get our hair cut. she looks the exact same but her shape is more shape. now its time for food.
January 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
me and my wife went to get our hair cut. she looks the exact same but her shape is more shape. now its time for food.
Garfield.
i just met my hero in real life.
January 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Garfield.
i just met my hero in real life.
January 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i just met my hero in real life.
yeah.
little man absolutely DEMOLISHING a leaf
a small animal is eating a green leaf on the ground .
ALT: a small animal is eating a green leaf on the ground .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
yeah.
too many leafs in salad. how do people eat this stuff.
January 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
too many leafs in salad. how do people eat this stuff.
i took my daughter to the mall today. that place is empty. bone dry. theres more stores in a desert then that place.
January 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i took my daughter to the mall today. that place is empty. bone dry. theres more stores in a desert then that place.