i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die.

she is never caught.

I went to my Congressman's local office today. First off, they were surprised that I was there. They said they had been getting phone calls, but I was the first walk-in. That said, the phones were not ringing off the hook. If the DC phone lines are busy, try calling the local office.

Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and honestly Marion did everything Indiana Jones did, just with 10 shots of whiskey in her

Please enjoy these New Year’s party candids of me that are now TWENTY YEARS OLD 💕

(Photo courtesy @cherryfizzy.bsky.social)

‘Hollywood is just content now!’ Well then watch non-English-language stuff. Watch independent films. Watch stuff made for $10m max. Watch shorts. Watch guerrilla documentaries. Watch experimental filmmaking. Watch kooky animations. It’s still film if it wasn’t made in California for $100m.

"Video games cause violence"

Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

2017: “democracy dies in darkness”

2024:

Okay the fact that this app uses gifs from Tenor - already a win in my book.