He was due to go out on loan at the end of last season, but incurred an injury. We’ll have to differ on our opinion of Darwin. His contribution shouldn’t only be measured in goals. He’s a hugely industrious and creative player whose confidence is being undermined by constant criticism.

I see what you did there 🦖🦕

What can I say? Delicious by name, delicious by nature ☺️

Oh don’t. Seriously, if gold coins rained down on fans every time a ball was kicked, a minority of glory hunters would complain it was the wrong carat. It’s deeply boring.

I’m trying to resist the urge to wade into the eternal (and eternally boring) Darwin debate. And I don’t mean Creationism!

Well now … it’s a good job I rocked up when I did then, isn’t it? I hope you were all saying nice things.

Thanks all ☺️