if i don’t sleep during the night im tired but if i sleep for 12+ hours a day im tired

wdym i’m not allowed to have panda as a pet???

by the time in 21 i’m gonna have smile lines already just because of how i literally laugh at anything even if something’s not funny

bro is posed up

literally no one can outdo me when it comes to gift giving like ofc i spent over 200 dollars on u just for christmas

chat i have been conducting a science experiment to see if a mcdonald’s burger will change (since i’ve seen things to say it doesn’t) and it’s been FOUR MONTHS and….it looks the EXACT same 😟

i fear i might have a problem spending money

TW talk of ed: why is twitter all of a sudden pushing “pro e@ting dis0rder” content on me…like dude ur making it EXTREMELY hard to stay s0ber when u keep showing me why i shouldn’t eat over 500 c@l0ries a day…
anyways u beautiful no matter what go eat and drink if u haven’t today! 😻

christmas shopping is so stressful because what if the other person outdoes me on gifts??? i cant have that (leads me to overbuying and spending more money than i should’ve). “it’s the most wonderful time of the year” not when there’s five birthdays in december along with christmas and the new year

can we normalize just telling people to shut the f up (specifically customers that are rude to workers)

i can already see this app very slowly turning into twitter(i’m never gonna call it “X”)

i think it’s safe to say i’m living like larry

if a jake paul vs logan paul fight never happens i might actually riot

hands are the perfect cup holders