*checks news*
Oh, wait ...

Trump is just 3 seconds away from signing an EO declaring all Blackhawks must now be called Whitehawks

My neighbor's mom would not let me play with her when I was a kid until she met me to verify that I was not a black girl because she heard my name.

I was not born in the 50s.

#ThisIsAmerica

I thought I was going to catch on fire much more frequently than I do, given how prevalent the "stop drop and roll" thing was when we were kids.