I guess I already knew beauty ads were fakey but now they’re fakey-fakey at scale.

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When I say I like a very specific kind of fictional man I mean I need a grown ass man to look like a sopping wet malnourished kitten you found in a cardboard box outside in the rain. I need to look into his eyes and see his sad little tortured bisexual soul. He can and maybe should be a little ugly

I’m so sorry, I’ve been basically obsessed with this since I saw it. Toxic dps healer duo my love.

tbh don't let internet weirdos turn you off of something. even if you like something that ppl generally say is shit, there's nothing wrong with that!!! you like what you like and honestly? everyone should have a favourite thing here and there that sucks (keeps you humble ^_^)

jude (pretends that he) doesn't like my mom so she's taking full advantage of the fact that he is COMPLETELY conked out to have him sleep on her lap where she can pet him all night

apparently even tho he sounded as feisty as always, the meds he took this time made him submit faster so... success!

[Jude's vet comes out of the back room looking haggard] "we did it"

took this before I got Jude out of the car but he crammed himself the wrong way in his carrier and seemed confused that he had no space in there

*very muffled yowling from the back room*

woman with her dog in reception: oh my god was that a cat

I gave Jude the rest of his sedation cocktail a bit ago and oooomg he's so out of it he can't walk straight ahaha... I think the vet staff will be ok