Charles Herold
cherold.bsky.social
Charles Herold
@cherold.bsky.social
Well, I'm just glad I didn't live to see this shitshow. Oh, wait, I'm still here. Fuck.

BTW, instablock to anyone who messages me who has never met me in person.

Mastodon:https://zirk.us/@cherold
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
My girlfriend dressed up as Wednesday Addams and wanted me to go as Pugsley but then someone gave me a Prince costume so...
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Really wish they'd described it as the "Republican federal shutdown," but it seems we're sticking to the non-political messaging the Republicans eschew.
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
October 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
To the reporter who wrote this paragraph, I would like to say, don't do this again. Just, don't.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mamdani goes for an old-school gut check over polling. We need more of that from Dems

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/m...
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
September 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?
September 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The best way to honor Charlie Kirk is by not caring that Charlie Kirk has been murdered.
September 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"America is not sending us their best. They're sending us their con men. They're sending us their dishonest politicians. And that's just their ambassador!" - Saudi Arabia
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Love how Mamdani ties corruption to the affordability issues in NYC. Guy's always on message. Dems could learn a lot from him if they just stopped running away from him.
August 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Republican machine right now:
August 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Abbott: Thanks for taking care of my dog. How is he?
Costello: Your dog died.
Abbott: "OMG, don't blurt it out like that! Work up to it. Say, your dog got on the roof, he fell, he was injured, and I'm sorry, but he died.
Costello: Okay, got it.
Abbott:"By the way, how's Trump?"
August 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
One of the frustrations of #TheGuardians lack of a comment section is I have no way to tell this guy to fuck himself in the ass with a red hot poker. Not because he says Trump is not always wrong, but because he thinks the guy who has coated the White House in gaudy gold plate has an eye for beauty.
August 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
That's bad, but have you seen WaPo's headline?
July 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Got this used Barry White album, and the first song begins with this *endless* spoken part. So I drop the needle about an inch in. And I noticed it was extra scratchy right there, which means whoever had this album before me *also* always skipped the monologue!

@vinylrecords #NowPlaying
July 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
TheGuardian can fuck all the way off for its headline of Connie Francis' obit centering a non-hit that went viral in 2025, prioritizing young people who didn't know who she was a year ago over those who remember her from the old days. TheGuardian's terrible entertainment coverage even runs to obits!
July 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Laughed when I saw this note taped to the back of a shrink wrapped Decemberists CD I found amongst some discarded CDs.
July 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Amazing opening paragraph by Moira Donegan.

The US supreme court just undermined gender equality | Moira Donegan | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/19/us-supreme-court-gender-equality
June 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Loved this Trumpty Dumpty at #nyc #NoKingsMarch
June 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Here's the difference between the Times and the Guardian. In the Guardian, Padilla tried to ask a question. But in the Times he "disrupted." #FuckTheTimes
June 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is evil. Our government is evil. The question is not why people in Los Angeles are protesting but why there is anyone in Los Angeles who isn't.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/11/la-ice-raids-immigration-conditions
June 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM