When he hits a new bottom, 🍊💩 picks up a shovel and digs deeper.

He probably fainted because the orange one stunk up the room.

That's a confession

Now that they are making their own money they aren't stealing out of Grandma's purse.

He's going to make someone a nice boyfriend

Because their parents were paid off and signed non-disclosure agreements.

JDP gonna send his boys over to show you how to walk on your knees, bro.

What's a Ryder Cup?

I know it's cold in grocery stores, but does she really need a coat and hat in August?

Melt ICE

When I was a kid, one of my friends had a dad who was a nasty drunk. He'd sit around spouting off all kinds of mean stuff. After a while nobody wanted to play with her or her brother. Now I know how that feels.

He's out of uniform

We're not going to have any friends anymore.