They're always up to semantics!

Well, where do you propose he should keep his snacks otherwise?

Is it a case of a small number of un-please-able fans? Like if it's not EXACTLY like how they envisage the book, it's no good, but if it doesn't innovate, it's no good? I saw it having read the book, with my wife who hadn't; we both enjoyed it, but for me it was just like a retelling of the story

When you REALLY over do leg day

Strong single middle-aged man "she's turned the kids against me" energy...

Reading Alien Clay at the moment and it's super! Keep up the good work!

But what if, hear me out here, 1 in 20 coffees served had zero foam - all sales final no refunds. Then some customers would be bang on brand, experiencing 'foamo' with their foam free coffees, in full view of foam full coffees?

I, of course, meant to say "it'll get read!"... Damn you, autocorrect

Just send it - you know it'll get ready!

I'm afraid you've broken the covenant of 'no sweet drink with sweet food'... It's the snack equivalent of not wearing your coat inside or you'll not feel the benefit when you go out!