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𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚
@chensoman.bsky.social
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Still processing what nayuta had said...

[💭 Did she fucking tell me to turn gay...]
December 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
"No growling!"

Booking the little devil lightly

"She's nice, whatever it is about the scent you're talking about it's wrong this time!"
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 AM
"AH.
NAYUTA NOT YOU!!!
SMALL ASS DEVIL!!!
THAT'S—
DON'T WORRY BOUT IT!
JUST MY SISTER!!"
November 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
A-ah!
Right!!
Shit....well would you want to be...?
November 26, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Is it....my girlfriend...??
November 25, 2024 at 8:42 AM
"i got it!!!
I kill devil's n' curses on a daily, this ain't shit!—"

Still struggling, somehow trapping himself with the cords.

"AHHH THE CHRISTMAS DEVIL IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE ME TO DEATH!!!
FUCK OFF!!!"
November 24, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Whu—
Ohh i wonder who it is...
The voice tells me it's a really pretty girl though!
November 24, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Me?
scared??
I'll kick your ass!

[Chainsaw revving up intensefies]
November 22, 2024 at 10:12 AM
"not really like this, something like it maybe—"

Almost strangling himself with the cords as he kept fumbling, eventually freeing himself
November 22, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Hmmmmmmmm ....
November 20, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Don't try it...
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Sike!!
Haha STUPID!!
You should see how your smile faded IDIOT!!!
November 20, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Breakup....
Don't bomb my location
Don't @ me
Were DONE!!!!
November 20, 2024 at 1:18 AM
"Can i help???"

He almost tangled himself up in Christmas lights.
November 20, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Stupid who??
November 20, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Who is it ❓
November 17, 2024 at 10:24 AM
"I'm not lame!
Like YOU'RE any better at flirting than i am!"

Pouting but a glint in his eyes said otherwise, the nickname felt sweet despite how degrading it could've sounded.

"I'm badASS!
I'm BadAss-ji....?"
November 5, 2024 at 11:05 PM
November 3, 2024 at 2:16 PM
"Well if i would have anyone kill me then it'd better be a cute girl, and you fit the description"

Shooting a compliment at her, thinking of what to say next.
How was he supposed to flirt with a girl again?
No clue, he'll probably improvise.
November 3, 2024 at 10:11 AM
November 2, 2024 at 2:20 AM
"that's not creepy at all....
Take me out to eat first then y'can have a name"
November 2, 2024 at 2:20 AM
"the amazing doo-hickey fucking what?"
November 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
"you're so weirdddd.."

A constant smile on his face as she'd say that with such a gentle tone, his face turning a light red.

"Gonna try and kill me again?
How many times is that now?"
October 31, 2024 at 7:40 AM
October 26, 2024 at 8:45 AM
>I log on twitter since I haven't used it in a hot week cause bluesky

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>Sheldon cooper saying lolicons is pedophila

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>Pedophiles defending pedophila
October 23, 2024 at 9:19 AM