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Jezebel Spirit Vessel
@chemrebel.bsky.social
Rogue using dumb blonde act to git yer shit. Wife to a paladin, mom to a sorceress and a valkyrie. Says Ope a lot. 🦋 Leia is my patron saint. Free Mom Hugs 🏳️‍🌈
I clicked "join" because there was no "bookmark" option and I am also a thirsty hoe-bag for this type of story.
March 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Luna the pittie and Toto the grey tabby. They do noooooot get along. 😆
March 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
You have to play The Addams Family machine next to Attack On Mars and hit the Mamushka before they'll give you a second glance.
March 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Putting him next to Reverend Al Sharpton was also a choice...
February 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!
January 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The only recent thing I got into was dune prophecy and what we do in the shadows wrapped up but that's it really.
January 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Coat the noms in some olive oil, then when it inevitably topples into the glass, you now have a festive chardonnay vinaigrette.
December 5, 2024 at 6:36 PM
He and 45 flew Epstein Air together. Just watch.
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December 4, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Ours: Toto the cat trying to claim our new sectional for himself before we got it in place, Luna the dog with her "I like people food" look.

Bonus: Pandora the unofficial mascot and emotional support ferret for our kid's marching band, giving out cuddles and wiggles to all.
November 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Not bodega cat!!! Nooooo

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November 27, 2024 at 11:57 PM
My first thought was, That's all?
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November 25, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Man he's such a creep. I never thought I'd be sympathetic towards a higher-up Imperial officer. But I agree with you, she would totally top him dead dove style.
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November 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
What a handsome boi!
November 25, 2024 at 3:50 AM
As much as I loved the movie, you're not wrong. The song "I'm Just Ken" really nailed that point home. He just brought the wrong kind of masculinity back from "reality" to Barbieland and then it took a mom and daughter from "reality" to reset everything.
November 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM
You know I'm normally on board for a good p-spot scene but with those two?
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November 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Was there yuan or riyal funding involved? If so then they probably had some, umm, editing input...
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM