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Chel 🏳️‍⚧️
@chelthewitch.bsky.social
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38 ⚧️ || HRT 03/11/20 || Progressive Anarchist || Mom || Poly || BA in BS || Disaster Bi || Agnostic Atheist || Chaos Witch || AuDHD || Terminally Online || Forever DM || 40k “Tourist”

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Nazi iconography should disqualify you from congress
A man stands up in the middle of a seated crowd
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
I hate this timeline. Fucking gamergate ruined everything
A man stacking dominos. The first domino is captioned "Video game crash of 1982" and the final domino is labeled "Donald Trump elected POTUS"
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
A man holding a sign that reads: "The best time to delete this post was immediately after posting it. The second best time is now."
October 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
Found in the wild
Dudes who leave comments of hot women that are clearly fake profiles would 100% fall for Bugs Bunny in drag.
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age:

I am 38
A woman in a black tank top taking a selfie sitting in front of a rock formation in the woods.
September 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
I want to remind everyone that the source of all this is Steven fucking Crowder.
Highlighted text from NYT article: "But a senior law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the investigation cautioned that report had not been verified by A.T.F. analysts, did not match other summaries of the evidence, and might turn out to have been misread or misinterpreted.
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Stolen meme, but I agree
Headline from a Nerdist article: "Darth Vader's Lightsaber Just Sold for Nearly $4 Million" over a picture of Indiana Jones saying, "It belongs in a museum!"
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
This is the most flavorful card I have ever seen. No mtg card has interacted with its keywords better than this. It's over. Pack it up, let's go home.
J. Jonah Jameson 2R Legendary Creature — Human Citizen When J. Jonah Jameson enters, suspect up to one target creature. Whenever a creature you control with menace attacks, create a Treasure token. "And don't come back, you menace!" 2/2
August 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
Bugs is back, post your favorite bug
Grist, the Hunger Tide 1BG Legendary Planeswalker — Grist As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. +1: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a cars. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. -2: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. -5: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard. 3
August 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
Damn y'all, read the room
Ratio
August 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
Duuuuuuuude! Time for me to get back on painting my skelebots. I've been praying to the Dark Gods for this resculpt ever since we got the Void Dragon
Warhammer 40,000 Necrons C'tan Shard of the Nightbringer
August 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
Gender, I hardly knew her
Laughing wheeze meme
August 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
He's a big boy and he stops the game entirely (for me in a good way)
Platinum Emperion (8) Artifact Creature — Golem Your life total can't change. It ignores such insignificant forces as time, entropy, and death. 8/8
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
Same guys, same goal, same means of travel, different uniforms
Members of white nationalist group, Patriot Front, disembarking from rented Penske truck
August 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
It is too goddamn hot!!!
Severe weather alert Excessive Heat Severe heat until Thu, Jul 31 From Google Weather High tomorrow 97°F Will feel like 109°F Tue ☀️🌡️ 97°/77° Wed ☀️🌡️ 93°/76° Thu ☀️🌡️ 93°/74° Fri 🌧️ 89°/70° Sat ⛅ 86°/71° Sun 🌧️ 83°/68°
July 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
Evanescence Fallen The White Stripes Elephant Linkin Park Meteora Yeah Yeah Yeahs Fever to Tell
July 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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An astronaut with a pistol pointed at another astronaut saying "Always have been"
July 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
chelthewitch.bsky.social
I think they're ugly as sin, but my daughter wants one for her birthday, so...
My hand holding a Labubu box
July 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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If I learned anything from Mario it's that the sun IS evil and trying to kill me
Today 102°/75°☀️ Sunny
July 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Alternatively I could go with this as my commander because I'm just a little guy and here's a present so you don't hit me until I lock the game down so it's unplayable and everyone quits in frustration.
The Second Doctor 2WU Legendary Creature — Time Lord Doctor Players have no maximum hand size How Civil of You — At the beginning of your end step, each player may draw a card. Each opponent who does can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn. "Well... it is a fact, Jamie, that I do tend to get involved." 2/4
July 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I'm building an Azorius deck because I hate fun and want everyone to be as miserable as me. Advice from anyone more well-versed in Magic and Commander than I appreciated. Here's my commander, again, because I hate fun.
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV 2WU Legendary Creature — Human Advisor White spells you cast cost 1 less to cast. Blue spells you cast cost 1 less to cast. Spells your opponents cast cost 1 more to cast. The Arbiter is a conduit of justice, a will so disciplined that it dispenses justice without ego or remorse. 2/3
July 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Objectively true
A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "The black jelly bean is the best bean. Made of corn syrup, Jaegermeister, eyeshadow, and Cure songs. Flavor stays in your mouth until Jesus comes back. Supreme."
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Let's be real, this has been the case for a while now
Gif of a vibrator with the text yes! YES!! YASSS!!!
June 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Would you like to eat this? I don't know wtf that is, but the picture looks good. Bitch I'm poor and hungry, I'll eat just about anything.
Food Choice Test result chart indicating Lower Middle Class taste.
June 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Fosjdbdjeosksn
Pedro Pascal standing in front of a mirror with the camera angled perfectly.
June 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM