There’s no tired quite like “teacher in the days leading to holiday break” tired. In lieu of prayers or positive vibes, please send caffeine.

I have just learned that if I fall asleep thinking about baby names, I will have a full pregnancy and birth within my dream. The baby was adorable, but at the end of the dream, still had no name.

This season, I’ve won 2nd place in my NFL Pick’em Pool twice and I’ve watched approximately 3/4 of a game all season. I’ll be expecting my Sportsball Betting Award any day now.