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Chelsi
@chelsi.bsky.social
//hippie stoner with a touch of the ‘tism//friend to nature//foster of kitties//

be good to each other

she/her
Holy moly guys I get married in 3 weeks
September 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Weird to have stumbled upon an article about the sperm donor that abandoned you after beating your mother half to death.
So gross that people think he’s some sort of hero.

Anyway, become an organ and tissue donor👍🏻
August 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
🎵The cheese tax. The cheese tax.🎵
August 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Have a meet and greet with @alyankovic.bsky.social tomorrow night and I made him a gift of weird keychains.

3 keychains with 9 charms each. So 27 in total - IYKYK.

Watch Vladdy hit a dinger tomorrow night too😂
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Grown in “North America”

You’re not fooling me lol
July 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Omg he’s alive?! I thought for sure he had been killed. Oh man I’m so relieved for his wife. Wow. Whew.
April 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Remembering the Nylander discourse from a couple years ago 😌
January 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That net strung super tight or what
January 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Everyone clenched on that trickler lmfao
January 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bought a batch of Trek stickers and just forgot about them. Was going through them today and omg @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social 🤣
December 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
How tf my man has put up with my silly nonsense for almost 8 years I’ll never know
December 30, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I’m the one with the prime account so Bruno asks me to order him things sometimes.
But it’s also hooked to his credit card hehehe
Now I get to move one thing from my “save for later” to the cart 😈💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
December 30, 2024 at 2:11 PM
What a pass by JT
December 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Bruno: I’ve taken shits harder than that shot
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Does drake think no one remembers that 50 did the same thing for that Ja Rule show?
Just take the L man it’s ok.
December 10, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I have nothing against the Bills but someone I very much dislike likes the Bills so I don’t want them to win.
The embodiment of petty 🤌🏻
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
At my FIL’s birthday party and my BIL is going on about how Elon Musk is being demonized. Just tripping over himself trying to defend him. Calgon take me awayyyyyy
December 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
A week of free coffee, courtesy of Mitchy
November 28, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Just wanted to show everyone the cute Christmas earrings I made 🥺
November 18, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Big bleed
November 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
On Monday, I was diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder, PTSD, and illness anxiety disorder.
Not 2 hours after I told a good friend of mine, they said “I miss the happy Chelsi.”
LIKE YEAH ME TOO BUD

Please, people, if you have friends suffering, just don’t say stupid shit like that.
August 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
*tips hat*
January 4, 2024 at 10:13 PM
This morning I had the underside of my couch torn up, got hissed at, scratched, peed on and had a vet visit all before 9am.
That’s the life of a foster and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
October 31, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Lost hearing in my right ear due to covid.
Have an appt with an audiologist on Monday for a hearing test to see if a hearing aid will help.
I’m honestly so excited to have a hearing aid because I’m sick of asking people to repeat themselves 80 fucking times.
October 11, 2023 at 2:55 PM