i like being on the internet but it’s quite obvious we shouldn’t have the internet in our (literal) pocket all the time.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
i like being on the internet but it’s quite obvious we shouldn’t have the internet in our (literal) pocket all the time.
gee i sure am tired of doom-scrolling for myself. when are the tech bros going to make something that does that for me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
gee i sure am tired of doom-scrolling for myself. when are the tech bros going to make something that does that for me.
we gotta stop making introverts table zine fairs.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
we gotta stop making introverts table zine fairs.
lady in movie theatre spread her legs instead of getting up to let us pass. absolutely wild behaviour.
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
lady in movie theatre spread her legs instead of getting up to let us pass. absolutely wild behaviour.
greetings from my email job.
October 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
greetings from my email job.
white men will put on a loose button-up tee and think to themselves, you know what would look good with this? a goatee.
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
white men will put on a loose button-up tee and think to themselves, you know what would look good with this? a goatee.
i like weddings, it’s like looking at two peoples’ diaries.
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i like weddings, it’s like looking at two peoples’ diaries.
keep honking, i’m listening.
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
keep honking, i’m listening.
my favourite thing about salt and vinegar chips is all those little knives they put in the bag as well.
September 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
my favourite thing about salt and vinegar chips is all those little knives they put in the bag as well.
some new and old drawings here: chelseawatt.substack.com/p/i-hope-thi...
i hope this newsletter finds you where you are
drawings
chelseawatt.substack.com
September 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
some new and old drawings here: chelseawatt.substack.com/p/i-hope-thi...
i have some drawings to post to substack but i have to scan them first and i don’t wannaaa. biggest hindrance to online posting. just come over to my house and look at’em and say, i like that.
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i have some drawings to post to substack but i have to scan them first and i don’t wannaaa. biggest hindrance to online posting. just come over to my house and look at’em and say, i like that.
a cohost podcast always has two types — nasally try-hard and lovable dummy.
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
a cohost podcast always has two types — nasally try-hard and lovable dummy.
enjoying the last bits of my cosmos with #fujifilmx100vi
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
enjoying the last bits of my cosmos with #fujifilmx100vi
i’m sipping the koolaid on the hobonichi journals — should i get one? 🙃
September 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i’m sipping the koolaid on the hobonichi journals — should i get one? 🙃
Reposted by chelsea watt
Brb imagining everyone on this subway holding a big wet bug instead of a phone, but staring in the same way, making the same tickling and tapping motions
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Brb imagining everyone on this subway holding a big wet bug instead of a phone, but staring in the same way, making the same tickling and tapping motions
a rambly post about recent things: chelseawatt.substack.com/p/embroidered
embroidered
updates, process
chelseawatt.substack.com
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
a rambly post about recent things: chelseawatt.substack.com/p/embroidered
i just romanticized the thought of getting an email from a friend, rather than a text or dm.
August 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i just romanticized the thought of getting an email from a friend, rather than a text or dm.
lemon has been with us for just over a month now! LEMON!
August 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
lemon has been with us for just over a month now! LEMON!
ha ha great the emails are talking about fall now.
August 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
ha ha great the emails are talking about fall now.
oops forgot i was here.
August 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
oops forgot i was here.
wearing a Hole tshirt to therapy is a tell, right?
June 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wearing a Hole tshirt to therapy is a tell, right?
put my accumulated “likes” on my tombstone so people know i was liked.
June 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
put my accumulated “likes” on my tombstone so people know i was liked.
jokes in zine-form coming to @torontocomics.bsky.social this weekend. 📍 we’re at table 20, basketball court, mattamy centre.
June 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
jokes in zine-form coming to @torontocomics.bsky.social this weekend. 📍 we’re at table 20, basketball court, mattamy centre.
instead of a swear jar i need a lol jar.
June 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
instead of a swear jar i need a lol jar.
my home is no longer my home, it is now the dog hair emporium.
May 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my home is no longer my home, it is now the dog hair emporium.