chelsea
@chelseathepope.bsky.social
It’s so quiet here I am so happy
Customers love my whimsical sense of humor
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Customers love my whimsical sense of humor
I handle all customer complaints with grace and humility
September 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I handle all customer complaints with grace and humility
I have been raptured! I am writing this from heaven! They gave me a phone bc I got bored and started chewing on the halos
September 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have been raptured! I am writing this from heaven! They gave me a phone bc I got bored and started chewing on the halos
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Hello yes this is my friend Chelsea Pope, and she’s fucking hilarious :)
If you’re looking for a little joy in your life….. hard recommend
If you’re looking for a little joy in your life….. hard recommend
July 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hello yes this is my friend Chelsea Pope, and she’s fucking hilarious :)
If you’re looking for a little joy in your life….. hard recommend
If you’re looking for a little joy in your life….. hard recommend
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Once again sending love to my nerds especially @chelseathepope.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Once again sending love to my nerds especially @chelseathepope.bsky.social
I went to a psychic yesterday & she kept asking me who Michael was & I couldn’t think of any Michaels in my life so I just pretended I dated one & she told me Michael passed a demon onto me & offered me a cleansing for $1k & asked me if I had a bathtub anyway good morning ☀️
April 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I went to a psychic yesterday & she kept asking me who Michael was & I couldn’t think of any Michaels in my life so I just pretended I dated one & she told me Michael passed a demon onto me & offered me a cleansing for $1k & asked me if I had a bathtub anyway good morning ☀️
I’m watching videos of hedgehogs you’ve never seen, floating in bubble baths you could not possibly comprehend
April 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m watching videos of hedgehogs you’ve never seen, floating in bubble baths you could not possibly comprehend
I love being a waiter. One of my coworkers had us draw straws to decide who would get to be cut early tonight. Real straws. Incredible. I won too. I will carry around the little piece of straw for the next year and see what else happens
April 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I love being a waiter. One of my coworkers had us draw straws to decide who would get to be cut early tonight. Real straws. Incredible. I won too. I will carry around the little piece of straw for the next year and see what else happens
Based on real events
April 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Based on real events
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We love @chelseathepope.bsky.social in this house
March 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We love @chelseathepope.bsky.social in this house
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I just feel like this is the perfect crowd for my hilarious and wonderful friend @chelseathepope.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I just feel like this is the perfect crowd for my hilarious and wonderful friend @chelseathepope.bsky.social
Sorry for crying earlier. I underestimated how much a walk to get a coffee and a pastry would improve my mental health. Sorry in advance for tomorrow too.
March 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sorry for crying earlier. I underestimated how much a walk to get a coffee and a pastry would improve my mental health. Sorry in advance for tomorrow too.
“Don’t worry about missing work ok you’re sick just try to take it easy” haha no. I am an hourly employee. When I try to close my eyes I see dollar bills on fire
March 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“Don’t worry about missing work ok you’re sick just try to take it easy” haha no. I am an hourly employee. When I try to close my eyes I see dollar bills on fire
I’m still not convinced my studio apartment isn’t haunted even tho I’ve been here 13 yrs and nothing’s happened, like I think they’ve just been going easy on me waiting for me to get financially and mentally secure to finally do their thing. Gonna have to wait longer tho haha
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I’m still not convinced my studio apartment isn’t haunted even tho I’ve been here 13 yrs and nothing’s happened, like I think they’ve just been going easy on me waiting for me to get financially and mentally secure to finally do their thing. Gonna have to wait longer tho haha
Old guy passed me earlier today while I was wearing a mask outside in Los Feliz and said “happy halloween” but you know what ppl are just out here finding the fun
January 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Old guy passed me earlier today while I was wearing a mask outside in Los Feliz and said “happy halloween” but you know what ppl are just out here finding the fun
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@chelseathepope.bsky.social three years and one day ago
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 PM
@chelseathepope.bsky.social three years and one day ago
Being sober on thanksgiving was mostly great I only worried about the wine getting lonely a little
November 29, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Being sober on thanksgiving was mostly great I only worried about the wine getting lonely a little
Gladiator 2 was ok but I cheered the loudest when the guy sitting in front of me scrolling his phone the whole movie got confirmation that the couch he was looking at on fb marketplace was still available
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Gladiator 2 was ok but I cheered the loudest when the guy sitting in front of me scrolling his phone the whole movie got confirmation that the couch he was looking at on fb marketplace was still available
I know I never post here but I got 100 days sober yesterday and treated myself to a discount sundress and fancy coffee and I’m telling everybody!! Thank you!!🤗
November 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I know I never post here but I got 100 days sober yesterday and treated myself to a discount sundress and fancy coffee and I’m telling everybody!! Thank you!!🤗
I am mediocre and spend most of my time alone I’m so happy to be here. This feels right. Thank you
November 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I am mediocre and spend most of my time alone I’m so happy to be here. This feels right. Thank you