#Goals

Make America poor, stupid and sick again...

Does the deal include Cuban announcing now that he's running for president?

He's not very smart.

When our president goes to meet with the new guy in Canada, he is yelled our for not saying, "thank you" enough. All the politicians from Canada who used to be on our side are too scared of getting yelled at by the new guy to stand up to him.

"And, you will have to give up Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona permanently. After all, you started this war by letting Mexico invade you."

But then, Canada had an election and the new guy said, "Hey US, how dare you invade Mexico. But, we will help you. We will have a meeting with Mexico (you're not invited) and determine your fate. If you want peace, give us 50% ownership in your oil and natural gas reserves into perpetuity."

Newest member of the axis of evil.

I am concerned that we are part of the new axis of evil.

One word, "Ew."

When people tell me they want more efficient government and to cut waste, what I hear is, "Make cuts for those other people, not for me."

Johnson could write the exact same thing about himself...