Tonight I stage kittened for a benefit burlesque show called Bowiemas raising money for the Trevor Project and LA fire relief funds. Please enjoy my sissy space buns and purple lightning bolt 💫

PSA: Anything can be a UFO if you look up and are too dumb to know what it is.

Also things right now are just systemically terrible so here’s my roommate’s cat, Bean, watching the sunrise:

In other news, the Palisades fires are now at 59% containment, and the Eaton fires are at 87%!

Watch Duty is my Sleeper Fantasy League and my Super Bowl.

It is a sick irony to have this Inauguration Day land on MLK Day. I couldn’t think of two people more different from one another.
Be careful out there. Community is all we have - take care of yourselves and each other as best as you can.

I’m starting to think those 12 grapes I shoved in my mouth on NYE were actually the Grapes of Wrath and everyone who also did this ritual released the curse of a thousand suns upon the land.

Some of you better get some decent boyfriends out of this.

Hi, I’m Chelsea! I’ve never ran a successful social media page in my entire life, and I imagine this one won’t be any different, but it’s cute to try.