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Chelsea Kupitz - Singer/Songwriter
@chelseakupitz.bsky.social
Singer/songwriter (find me on Spotify/🍎Music) & LA cliche (waitress). Pro-union activist (Unite 11 👏). Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. I’M WITH HER 💙. Swiftie 🎶. Proud Gryffindor 🦁. Musicals & Disney ✨. Reality 📺 enthusiast. ADHD/depression & ALL THE ALLERGIES 🤧. Say hi 🙋🏻‍♀️❤️
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My biggest regret is that I released this single (along w/ an album) back in 2020 w/ little promotion before ultimately deleting all social media & giving up. So, I hope you like it & add it to your playlists on all music streaming platforms ❤️ #singersongwriter #popmusic #originalmusic #albumrelease
#Severance question: does anyone have any theories as to why they even decided to have Helena go through the severance process in the first place?! Seeing as how Helly (innie) wanted to off herself, there’s no way they would’ve had her go through w/ the procedure if they’d known. Any theories?!
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February 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Vodka’s for your teens.
Tequila’s for your twenties.
Gin’s for your thirties.
Whiskey/Bourbon for your forties.
Scotch for your fifties.
Wine is 60 & up.

Tell me I’m wrong 😎🤘🤷🏻‍♀️ #sorrynotsorry
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Anybody else just…ya know?
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February 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just turned on the #superbowlLIX & my first thought is Tom Brady’s watch is an abomination. Like it doesn’t even go with the outfit. Who approved this?!
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So, I’m a #swiftie which should mean I root for the #chiefs right?! BUT I really love a comeback & the fact the #eagles dissed #trump last time they won. Decisions, decisions 🤔 #superbowlLIX #whoshouldirootfor #helpme
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February 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
#Severance theories: Ms. Wong is a younger clone of Ms. Casey/Gemma…also, if you haven’t started watching this show, what are you even doing?!!? But please, I need more people to talk to about it 🙏🤞😳👏
February 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Why is it when the world around me seems to be crumbling, all I want is pizza 🍕 or Wing Stop 🪽?
February 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Todays #dailyditty brought to you by another bout of #FEMALERAGE 🤬🤬🤬 #dontcrymeariver #singersongwriter #isthisevenreal
January 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Quick question: has anyone ever seen a video where they said “like for part 2” at the end, but because they didn’t get any likes, refused to actually post it? Just curious 🤷🏻‍♀️
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Pretty self explanatory tbh 🫠💩🐂😭
January 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Anybody else just meow or rawr at people at random? No? Just me? cool cool cool 🫠
January 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My biggest regret is that I released this single (along w/ an album) back in 2020 w/ little promotion before ultimately deleting all social media & giving up. So, I hope you like it & add it to your playlists on all music streaming platforms ❤️ #singersongwriter #popmusic #originalmusic #albumrelease
January 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Idk why I have a small stockpile of toilet paper, water, dry food, masks, & other general survival gear in case shit ever hits the fan when I’m allergic to:
Everything outdoors
All animals
5/8 of the top food allergens
& I’m a celiac to boot…

Honestly, who am I kidding? 😭😭😭
January 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Spent this last weekend at a family funeral, so apologies for missing a few days. But it got me thinking bout life…so, in honor of my bf’s grandpa Ray (RIP), here’s todays #dailyditty ❤️ #singersongwriter #indieartist #originalmusic #livemusic #lifesajourney #circleoflife #acousticmusic
January 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Todays #dailyditty brought to you by my #ScorpioSun 😎🤷🏻‍♀️✌️ (also for the #reputationTV #swifties out there 🐍❤️) #sorrynotsorry #petty #pettyaf #singersongwriter #acousticmusic #originalsong
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Anyone else hate gas stations?! Just got scolded by a lady for “taking the pump she was gonna take” after the one I was originally on malfunctioned 😑
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Hi pals! I made a Reputation Starter Pack for the Rep stans out there.

Please like, repost, and comment to be added! 🐍🖤

Then jump into the starter pack and follow other Swifties!

go.bsky.app/5qNejL5
November 16, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Another day, another #dailyditty. Felt it was important to post something more hopeful/positive after a couple days of just straight depression due to the state of the world. Hope this helps anyone else going through it like me ❤️

#singersongwriter #originalmusic #acousticmusic #hopefulmusic
January 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Anyone else feel this way these days? Just me? #ificouldescape
January 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Another day, another #dailyditty. Who else is feeling pretty damn depressed these days at the state of our union?! 🙋🏻‍♀️😭🤬 #americanow #inaugurationday #singersongwriter #originalsong #acousticmusic
January 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM