This sums up how we’re doing ☠️ #tiktokban

me after a vendor at the farmers market told me “thank you for supporting your local farmers”

an empathetic king

within ten mins of meeting my cousin’s boyfriend, he laughed hard at a joke I made, nodded approvingly, and said “okay yup, I see why she’s your favorite cousin”
and that is how you win Thanksgiving 🤌

i love my apartment so much but being in the unit right next to the dog park is TERRIBLE. i have to hear dogs barking constantly, and of course whenever the weather is nice and i want to keep my balcony door open, Ziggy then goes crazy every time one of the dogs outside barks and it's exhausting

a company just sent me a feedback survey about their recruitment process a month after they completely ghosted me after two interviews....suffice it to say, they certainly got their feedback

paying $400 for a 3-hour domestic flight is criminal, like WHY are domestic flights this expensive now?! i remember i used to only pay $150-$250 for short flights like this.

every single year i underestimate just how huge of a chore it is to put the christmas tree up, and every year i am surprised again

won my fantasy game last night by a single point against one of the best girls in our league, i feel like rocky rn

useless fact of the day: I’m watching homeland for the first time and in season two awkward teenage timothee chalamet is in it!! I didn’t realize he’d been acting for that long

i have been having an existential crisis all day today and can't seem to shake it!! somebody come get my brain

my 4:30pm friday meeting just got rescheduled for next week

someone just added a 4:30-5:30pm meeting for tomorrow. as in friday. i curse the day they were born.

I think the reason Tr*mp feels so much worse this time is because in his first term, he was trying hard to fit in with the status quo and pretend he was qualified, whereas this time he knows he can get away with anything and has let the mask slip completely, which is why we're seeing outrageous noms

okay wow this truly is a copy+paste of twitter hahaha i love it