Jonathan D.
chelseacatgent.bsky.social
Jonathan D.
@chelseacatgent.bsky.social
Chelsea fan, small racehorse syndicate owner, cat slave living in Tampa. Citizen of 🇬🇧 🇮🇪 & 🇺🇸.

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@jonathanldawe on the dark side
You got to hand it to her. I didn't think she'd pull it off.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Good spot.
September 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
One of them is many standard deviations from the others.
September 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Don't remind me about Braughing. Went to both Royal Ascot for Hunt Cup and Newmarket for Cambridgeshire. Backed him at Ascot. You know the rest. 😂
September 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
How many husbands have you had?
Mine, or other women's?
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If she has good size head and big ass, then good chance of doing something providing trainer patient with her. Good luck.
August 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Of course nowadays it should be referred to as Derry Coral.
August 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Londonderry Coral
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Florida's already gerrymandered courtesy of DeSantis already. Florida Supreme Court a complete joke, with only the Crist appointee the only humane and intelligent person on it.
August 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
3-0 with zero effort. At least you had 2 good pies. I can honestly say not once did I ever eat a pie at a game. 🤮
August 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Don't remind me of that Rotherham game - managed by Emlyn bloody Hughes too. The Burnley away game (following season?) was pretty dire too.
August 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
She thought she was voting for chocolate pudding.
July 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Yes. Tanny (Lu Chou Tanya) was 1/2 sealpoint and 1/2 bluepoint, Buster (Lu Chou Cory) was pure sealpoint.
July 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The originals. Tanny & Buster.
July 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Statues of 2 cats from my childhood my parents had made.
July 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
July 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you get a reversible fan, running it during the winter in reverse can help keep the warm air down.
July 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And yet you posted. Lol.
July 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I had to avert my eyes every time he appeared.
July 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There's one set of motherfuckers to blame for this shit, and that's those dumb twats who voted for a felon.
May 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM