chelsea hassler
chelseaaa.bsky.social
chelsea hassler
@chelseaaa.bsky.social
i’m a loner dottie, a rebel.
Jalen Brunson. Karl-Anthony Towns.

The New York Knicks have two all-star starters for the first time in 50 years.
January 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the last episode of la palma may be the worst episode of television ever made
December 18, 2024 at 6:06 AM
big Knicks mood tonight
November 26, 2024 at 5:04 AM
daniel jones released by the giants and a new kdot album, this is one hell of a day
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 PM
is Reddit ever coming back
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
if this mid dude who just slow rolled a car with a bird while getting water sprayed on him singing along to “in the air tonight” takes out Mike Tyson we are so fucked as a society
November 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
it is our solemn duty to make sure the now-deleted AP fact check denying JD Vance had sex with a couch is memorialized on the internet forever
July 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
there’s something fundamentally evil about citizen sending alerts to half a million people then moving on to the next event and leaving the chat as the sole source of updates
July 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
the democratic party has hit peak spam
February 16, 2024 at 12:25 AM
what are the glasses and why is instagram trying to use my bluetooth to connect to them
January 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
ladies and gentlemen, the new york knicks
January 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
year 37 is gonna be the best one yet
December 29, 2023 at 4:41 AM
you can’t tell me ron desantis isn’t a sim
December 7, 2023 at 2:32 AM
vivek going full inside job is straight out of a sorkin script tho
December 7, 2023 at 2:22 AM
first and second samuel, former prophets
November 17, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by chelsea hassler
November 16, 2023 at 11:04 PM
the new york fucking knicks
October 26, 2023 at 12:06 AM
i refuse to live in a universe where cnn thinks that in 2023 the mandela effect is worthy of a push notification
September 19, 2023 at 1:39 AM
to starfield or not to starfield, that is the question
August 30, 2023 at 7:40 PM
every time josh hart does his thing my first instinct is to throw my hands up and shout JOSH HART a la steve holt
August 28, 2023 at 2:32 PM
did you know dogs can hug because
August 4, 2023 at 8:07 PM
“conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership”
August 1, 2023 at 9:53 PM
<3
July 31, 2023 at 10:40 PM
alexa pls stop spying on my texts
July 12, 2023 at 3:34 AM
sup
June 30, 2023 at 1:48 AM