Chelsea
@chelsea-the-witch.bsky.social
Cats, crochet, general nonsense. 💖💜💙
I thought this was a real dog, so yes I would say that the first-day-of-vacation edible kicked in.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I thought this was a real dog, so yes I would say that the first-day-of-vacation edible kicked in.
Hot person chewing a wheat stalk hollered at me across a courtyard about how great I look which is how everyone met in 1910.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hot person chewing a wheat stalk hollered at me across a courtyard about how great I look which is how everyone met in 1910.
My Scorpio Rising means my favorite thing in the world is Secret Time, which is when I partake in the unknowable, but my Leo Sun means I cheat out towards my voyeur neighbor when I’m in front of the window.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My Scorpio Rising means my favorite thing in the world is Secret Time, which is when I partake in the unknowable, but my Leo Sun means I cheat out towards my voyeur neighbor when I’m in front of the window.
No thanks, TikTok, I don’t think I’ll be following my friend’s acquaintance she was gossiping to me about. #jumpscare
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No thanks, TikTok, I don’t think I’ll be following my friend’s acquaintance she was gossiping to me about. #jumpscare
I desperately want to know what was going on the day I listened to “Glamazon” by RuPaul 80+ times, pausing only to listing to exactly one episode of a podcast. I bet it was so wild, so animal.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I desperately want to know what was going on the day I listened to “Glamazon” by RuPaul 80+ times, pausing only to listing to exactly one episode of a podcast. I bet it was so wild, so animal.
Ran out of pumpkin spice coffee creamer so this iced coffee is half pumpkin spice, half peppermint mocha, and wow, is that an aggressive flavor combination. I’ve never been so aware of the back of my nose.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ran out of pumpkin spice coffee creamer so this iced coffee is half pumpkin spice, half peppermint mocha, and wow, is that an aggressive flavor combination. I’ve never been so aware of the back of my nose.
Thank you, Irritation, for clarity… but I wouldn’t say no to some blissful ignorance. You know. For a treat.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thank you, Irritation, for clarity… but I wouldn’t say no to some blissful ignorance. You know. For a treat.
Heard someone outside say, in the most appalled voice and loudly enough that it sounded like he was right there in my living room with me, “What is WRONG with everybody?” I don’t know what that’s about, but I completely agree.
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Heard someone outside say, in the most appalled voice and loudly enough that it sounded like he was right there in my living room with me, “What is WRONG with everybody?” I don’t know what that’s about, but I completely agree.
In class my professor was listing things that could be a business or a hobby and someone hopped on the call and said “what about hotels?” and the facial reaction I had to that was far beyond my control.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
In class my professor was listing things that could be a business or a hobby and someone hopped on the call and said “what about hotels?” and the facial reaction I had to that was far beyond my control.
Say what you want about Stephen King, he really did capture the horror of telling your friend the guy she likes is a fucking freak only for her to say that’s her soulmate.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Say what you want about Stephen King, he really did capture the horror of telling your friend the guy she likes is a fucking freak only for her to say that’s her soulmate.
Analyzing Stephen King’s early work means never knowing if you should say “this thing is symbolically important” or “actually, I think this thing is because of cocaine” and that adds a little extra spice to the whole experience.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Analyzing Stephen King’s early work means never knowing if you should say “this thing is symbolically important” or “actually, I think this thing is because of cocaine” and that adds a little extra spice to the whole experience.
Can’t stop thinking about how my mom’s roommate’s ex is so thirsty for her that she asked him to come fix my mom’s car and he did- for free, the same day it broke down. Obsessed with this icon.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can’t stop thinking about how my mom’s roommate’s ex is so thirsty for her that she asked him to come fix my mom’s car and he did- for free, the same day it broke down. Obsessed with this icon.
Professor hosted class from a cruise, told us none of this would be on the final, proceeded to teach an absolute fever dream of a class, and ended the session an hour early. Perfection, no notes.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Professor hosted class from a cruise, told us none of this would be on the final, proceeded to teach an absolute fever dream of a class, and ended the session an hour early. Perfection, no notes.
I don’t know exactly what kind of sign it is to hear the world’s loudest lawnmower at night while reading The Lawnmower Man, but I know for sure it means something. #synchronicity
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t know exactly what kind of sign it is to hear the world’s loudest lawnmower at night while reading The Lawnmower Man, but I know for sure it means something. #synchronicity
Peak experience: listening to the patter of rain (in its ten-minute intervals) in a drafty old Victorian while all three cats go absolutely wild, for the sound of rain is both terrifying and exhilarating for them, as it is for all Californians.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Peak experience: listening to the patter of rain (in its ten-minute intervals) in a drafty old Victorian while all three cats go absolutely wild, for the sound of rain is both terrifying and exhilarating for them, as it is for all Californians.
I’m pretty sure that making a thneed instead of writing a paper for a class that he hated is how the Onceler spent his Saturday night too.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’m pretty sure that making a thneed instead of writing a paper for a class that he hated is how the Onceler spent his Saturday night too.
There needs to be a screaming section of the library.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There needs to be a screaming section of the library.
Apparently my clipper card that I lost forever… just had never been transferred from my last phone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Apparently my clipper card that I lost forever… just had never been transferred from my last phone.
Juno reached out from under my bed and grabbed my ankle. I’ve felt the furry little paws of terror.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Juno reached out from under my bed and grabbed my ankle. I’ve felt the furry little paws of terror.
My cats like to watch me open the mail to make sure I’m not smuggling in any treats they don’t know about.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My cats like to watch me open the mail to make sure I’m not smuggling in any treats they don’t know about.
I want the substance but my other half is just me on my Animal Crossing island.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I want the substance but my other half is just me on my Animal Crossing island.