Samari
chelody.bsky.social
Samari
@chelody.bsky.social
A perpetually tired pigeon trying their best. She/her
Reposted by Samari
"I am actually very smart," you're a bootlicking bean counter telling people being stabbed that the knife is only six inches deep, not ten, so why are we so upset
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wrong shitty politician.
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Yes. Also me. *uppies gesture*
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’m worried dude is gonna get assassinated…
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
God yeah, I got two more nights before I can.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Husband.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Rest in piss.
September 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Rule of cool
September 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I’ll pray to anyone for this. I’m so sorry and I hope you can get out safely!
September 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Lol I just kinda… strolled through it all. Because people let me XD
August 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Absolutely love this picture of her!
July 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Its nice to have my gremlin loved.
July 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Uh… happy birthday I guess!
July 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
MY BOY! I was in love with the black and white sketch, and the color version made my week. Jiao is my safety himbo and I adore him so much!
July 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
#makeaterriblecomicday2025

My 3 year old and I made this!
June 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes we just are in fight mode. Right now seems like a stressful time so its kinda understandable that you’re a bit spikey!
June 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I hope there are places that refuse to comply. Jesus christ this is awful
May 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
But also, <3
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
It feels like one of those years where a dad hug would be appreciated.
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Pretty sure they just want americans who aren’t billionaires to die.
May 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I mean that might as well be a thing they’re doing. Christ.
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM