La Chelle Dame Sans Merci
@chelleraiser.bsky.social
Chelle Starr. Head journalist at ScienceAlert. Bugs, books, black holes, and mayhem
I love my job 😂♥️🧪https://www.sciencealert.com/fish-buttholes-may-be-the-reason-we-now-have-fingers-study-finds
September 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I love my job 😂♥️🧪https://www.sciencealert.com/fish-buttholes-may-be-the-reason-we-now-have-fingers-study-finds
Great. Had to explain OwO to someone and now they're making fun of my knitting pattern
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Great. Had to explain OwO to someone and now they're making fun of my knitting pattern
obsessed with my new drink bottle sticker
August 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
obsessed with my new drink bottle sticker
still sucks hey
July 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
still sucks hey
Spooky the Greyhound has Sunday down to a fine art
June 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Spooky the Greyhound has Sunday down to a fine art
as someone who is well versed in dodging tourist traffic and the giant buses that dump their tourist cargo in Leura, the notion that it's "hidden" is hilarious
June 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
as someone who is well versed in dodging tourist traffic and the giant buses that dump their tourist cargo in Leura, the notion that it's "hidden" is hilarious
gosh the hardcover edition of Abercrombie's The Devils is quite pretty
May 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
gosh the hardcover edition of Abercrombie's The Devils is quite pretty
Look what I did at the petrol station.
April 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Look what I did at the petrol station.
happy greyhound chatters (not pictured: butt scratches)
April 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
happy greyhound chatters (not pictured: butt scratches)
walked this dog so good she couldn't even bring herself to stir when I unwrapped a block of feta
April 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
walked this dog so good she couldn't even bring herself to stir when I unwrapped a block of feta
got a cute lil bonus teabag in my order from @yarntrader.bsky.social 💕🧶🍵
April 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
got a cute lil bonus teabag in my order from @yarntrader.bsky.social 💕🧶🍵
Soooooo apposite of nothing, when are Thulsa Doom bangs coming into fashion?
Asking for a friend, who totally didn't have a self-inflicted hair-related mishap
Asking for a friend, who totally didn't have a self-inflicted hair-related mishap
March 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Soooooo apposite of nothing, when are Thulsa Doom bangs coming into fashion?
Asking for a friend, who totally didn't have a self-inflicted hair-related mishap
Asking for a friend, who totally didn't have a self-inflicted hair-related mishap
a tiny goblin pouch for tiny goblin treasures
March 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
a tiny goblin pouch for tiny goblin treasures
I don't know whether to be flattered that someone thinks my byline is reputable enough to make them look good, or offended that they used such terrible writing to impersonate me
This article is 100 percent fake, btw. ScienceAlert uses a capitalised headline style, and we don't have on-page teasers
This article is 100 percent fake, btw. ScienceAlert uses a capitalised headline style, and we don't have on-page teasers
March 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don't know whether to be flattered that someone thinks my byline is reputable enough to make them look good, or offended that they used such terrible writing to impersonate me
This article is 100 percent fake, btw. ScienceAlert uses a capitalised headline style, and we don't have on-page teasers
This article is 100 percent fake, btw. ScienceAlert uses a capitalised headline style, and we don't have on-page teasers
going to make my horror book club read this mwahaha
March 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
going to make my horror book club read this mwahaha
went into a rainforest, saw frogs and glowing fungus, picked up a leech (not pictured but it was gross)
February 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
went into a rainforest, saw frogs and glowing fungus, picked up a leech (not pictured but it was gross)
today's excitement: a visiting little tiny baby jumping spider!
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
today's excitement: a visiting little tiny baby jumping spider!
knat an frog
February 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
knat an frog
merry snootmas and to all a good snoot
December 25, 2024 at 6:58 AM
merry snootmas and to all a good snoot
Help! Dora's staging a coo!
December 23, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Help! Dora's staging a coo!
Guess which grown-ass dweeboid answered the door to the delivery man wearing bat ears
December 7, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Guess which grown-ass dweeboid answered the door to the delivery man wearing bat ears
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, 3D Painful Person
December 6, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, 3D Painful Person
exactly so
having been stymied in her attempt to make coffee, she decided to go Have Feelings in front of the front door
having been stymied in her attempt to make coffee, she decided to go Have Feelings in front of the front door
November 24, 2024 at 12:34 AM
exactly so
having been stymied in her attempt to make coffee, she decided to go Have Feelings in front of the front door
having been stymied in her attempt to make coffee, she decided to go Have Feelings in front of the front door
Rule 1 of being a greyhound: always make sure to have feelings in the most convenient way possible for the rest of the household
November 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Rule 1 of being a greyhound: always make sure to have feelings in the most convenient way possible for the rest of the household