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chekhovsgunnar.bsky.social
G
@chekhovsgunnar.bsky.social
not Anton Chekhov // hybrid athlete // stranger in my own life // LA // 🏝️🦩🦂💰
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This account is parody and does not reflect the lived experience of any persons alive or dead
I would say like mistress America and lady bird or maybe Fargo or the royal tenenbaums
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Realizing I pulled up my most played albums 2025 Apple Music replay screenshot at vendor dinner
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Met so many gay guys that are actually straight tonight
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
You’re telling me I searched lunch on Apple Maps and the chipotle across the street from the gym I’ve been going to didn’t show up
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Trading bagels for erehwon smoothies is a crazy way to say you moved to LA from NY
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I never know where to hold my phone. Experimenting with left hand
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No literally…!!! I’ve been thinking a lot about how the version of America MAGA wants to return to was created and packaged by Hollywood and not actually representative of what life was like then.
I’m fascinated by how many of these schmucks seem determined to return not just to the 50s, but to an imaginary form of the 50s derived from sitcoms. I demand a national screening of the movie Pleasantville!
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is what I would post if I was making a joke top 10 list
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
3 labubus doing 6-7 at a McDonald’s drive thru
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The granola bars and cereal?
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
$84k in credit card debt is so….
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Short film du jour getting crazy publicity push is so bad
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I NEED TO GET INTO CONTACT WITH COLE ESCOLA. I have information they need to know ASAP
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Closeted republican cousin posting Spotify wrapped and it’s Cocteau twins Chappell roan top genre musical
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thrown off but persisting this is how we win resilience is key
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cross posting here
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
3 talks done, at the gym, 5 talks in the afternoon then screening night
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Adulthood is being really into americanos
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Pitt season 2 January 8 thank fucking god …
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Try being a wicked witch for a day
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Getting martinis and sushi with work wife and complaining about all your coworkers very healing
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Jacket I brought to Baltimore star of the week
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
MILEY CYRUS NEEDS OUR HELP
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hoe you must not know what you just started
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Benicio del Toro, One Battle After Another
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM