Glaceon Glazer
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Glaceon Glazer
@chefzef.bsky.social
A living breathing gas station that definitely does not reek of rotting flesh

Don't ask how it got there i just started here
My mom got plastered drunk and told my entire family her dream job would be going around fucking other men who cheat on their wives then going on a podcast talking about it
December 26, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Thinking about kissing girls in this Walmart parking lot
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Just watched this with the wife and first thing she said was during this scene all she could think was

"Oh that's gore. That's gore of my favorite character."

She was referring to the chao
December 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Watching spiderman 2 while wife is asleep next to me

My hand is consensually glued to her ass and I keep doing the thumb rub thing

Never give up
December 6, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Update she canceled on the bud bc she got home and fell asleep my disappointment is immeasurable and my lungs are sad
Wife just told me she's coming home with bud. Unbelievable. Doesn't she know how fast that shit is going into my lungs
December 4, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Wife just told me she's coming home with bud. Unbelievable. Doesn't she know how fast that shit is going into my lungs
December 4, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:22 AM