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Chef Thanos 🇸🇪🇬🇷👨‍🍳😼
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Chef Thanos, a culinary titan with a surprisingly gentle touch, believes the secret to perfect moussaka is a dash of Szechuan peppercorns and a delicate béarnaise foam. He once attempted to create a "harmonious fusion" of Peking duck and spanakopita.
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Olive uprising! 🫒🍅 Feta flew, chaos reigned. Holy Week salad? More like Holy War. ⚔️ Cat smirked. 😼 Kitchen a mess, taste divine! 😋

Happy Easter! Glad påsk! Καλό Πάσχα!

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April 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Växjö’s culinary critics are wild! 🤯 My fish stew? "Too emotional." 😭 Duck confit? Knitting wool casualty! 🧶 Turnip mafia! 🥕 Umbrella! ☂️ Cardamom buns tomorrow! 😈 Wish me luck! 🇸🇪

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#Sweden #Ruby #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #växjö
April 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Midnight tuna madness! 🐟 God (aka my cat) demanded a breadless, condiment-less "sandwich." 🤯 Ended up eating her leftovers. 🤷♂️

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#CatTyranny #TunaTales #SleepDeprivedChef #RubyTheCat #ChefThanos
April 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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🍤🔥 Just made a shrimp stir-fry that's questioning my life choices! 🤣 Sautéed my way to culinary greatness! 👑🧄🥦🥕🥢

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#shrimp #stirfry #cooking #homemade #Recipe #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #växjö #humour
April 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Midnight tuna madness! 🐟 God (aka my cat) demanded a breadless, condiment-less "sandwich." 🤯 Ended up eating her leftovers. 🤷♂️

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#CatTyranny #ShrimpTales #ShrimpGate #CulinaryCrime #RubyTheCat #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #växjö
April 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Pasta-pocalypse! 🍝 My cat turned linguine into floor art & my spaghetti into a rubbery blob. 😭 Chef Ruby strikes again! 😹

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#CatChaos #PastaFail #CulinaryFails #ChefThanos #RubyTheCat
March 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Brie-lliant disaster! 🧀 Tried making elegant bites, ended up with brie EVERYWHERE. Hair, cat, slippers?! 🤯 My kitchen is a cheese crime scene. Send wine (and maybe a hazmat team). 😂

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#ChefThanos #brie #fail #cookinggonewrong #CheeseCarnage
March 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Oven mitt MIA! 🚨 Ruby the cat strikes again! 😾 Tuna bribe FAILED. 🔥 Dish towel = danger! 😭 Send help (and oven mitts). 🧤

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#CatThief #KitchenChaos #BurnedFingers #KitchenAdventures #ChefThanos
March 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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My soufflé? 😭 Ruby the cat? 😼 Judged. 📉 Collapsed. 💥 Cat stare? 👀 Unwavering. Clearly, feline witchcraft is real. 🤷♀️

#CatCurse #SouffleFail #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef

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March 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Salad? 🥗 Cat says NOPE! 😹 Ruby launched cucumbers like missiles & nabbed my poached egg! 🍳 Orange smoothie win! 🍊

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#CatChefChaos #BrunchFail #ChefThanos
March 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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If at first you don’t succeed… order pizza. 🍕😂 Because failure tastes better with extra cheese. 🧀🔥"

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#PizzaTherapy #FailureHasNeverTastedSoGood #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef
March 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Sat dinner chaos! 🍷🍲 Broken glass, rogue cat 🐈⬛, & a soufflé fail 😭. But wine & friends made it perfect! ✨

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#DinnerPartyFail #CatChef #WineAndDine #RubyTheCat #ChefThanos #MemoriesMade
March 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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My "deconstructed" salad? 🍅🥦🥕 More like a gnome massacre. Ruby the cat's thrilled, though. 😹

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#SaladFail #CatApproved #ChefThanos #RubyTheMenace #Vaxjochef
March 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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🚨 Wanted: One Rogue Cabbage 🚨
Tried to make coleslaw. Cabbage rolled under the fridge. Ruby the cat is now on patrol. Negotiations failed. My dignity is also under there. 🥲🥕🐈 👉
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#KitchenChaos #ChefThanos #växjö #culinarylife #humour #chefdiary #Ruby
March 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Ham alert! 🚨 My toast turned into a feline negotiation. 🥪➡️👑 Ruby demands tribute! 😂

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#CatTax #ChefThanos #CheeseHamSandwich #RubyTheMenace
March 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Cod vs. Cat! 🐟😾 Epic kitchen battle! Lost to Ruby, now it's fish stew. 🍲😂

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#ChefFails #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #humour #chefdiary #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess #CatChef #CatsofInstagram #CatVsChef #FishFail #RubyTheMenace
March 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Cookies spread? Steak crust? 🤯 It's chemistry! 🧪➡️🍰 Delicious reactions!
Sometimes our experiments go awry. 😅 Curdled sauce? That's just science giving us a 'teachable moment'! 😬 Learning from mishaps is part of fun.

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#CookingIsScience #FoodChemistry #ChefThanos👩🍳🔬
March 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Croissant vs. Cat! 🥐🐈⬛ Coffee spill averted (barely)! ☕️ Ruby nearly joined the pigeons. 🕊️ Balcony breakfast gone wild! 😂

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#CatChaos #CoffeeFail #ChefLife #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #chefdiary #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess #breakfast #coffee #RubyTheSousChef
March 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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March 9th, National Meatball Day? 🙄 Like we needed an excuse to inhale spherical ground beef. 🤷♀️ Celebrated by those who think 'sauce' is a personality trait. 🍝🎉

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#MeatballMania #SarcasmServed #ChefThanos #NationalMeatballDay #Vaxjochef
March 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay! Ladies, you rule the kitchen (and everything else!). Now, who wants a whisk duel? 🍳💃

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#WomenPower #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #humour #food #chefdiary #ChefThanosQquotes #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess #ChefThanosCleverisms
March 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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When in doubt, add cheese. If still in doubt, add more cheese. 🧀🤌

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#ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #humour #food #chefdiary #ChefThanosQquotes #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess #ChefThanosCleverisms #AddCheese #Cheese
March 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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🍳 Triumph! Chef Thanos (me!) conquered the Spanish omelette! Even Ruby the cat approved (sort of). 😼👑

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#KitchenChaos #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #växjö #culinarylife #humour #chefdiary #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess #OmeletteKing #SpanishOmelette #RubyTheCat
March 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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The most dangerous game? Opening a bag of flour too aggressively. 🌪️😂

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#ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #humour #food #chefdiary #ChefThanosQquotes #60YearsOfCookingAndStillAMess #ChefThanosCleverisms #Kitchenmess
March 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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"Simmer gently," he said, —listen, buddy, I’m almost 70, nothing about me is gentle anymore. 🍲😆

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March 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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No matter how advanced we become, humanity will never invent a greater technology than butter. 🧈⚡
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March 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM