Therapist: so what's on your mind?

Me: I think I like the idea of pizza more than I actually like pizza...

Therapist: fuck...

Playing a Hannibal Lecter esq character in a murder mystery is tough, but ultimately rewarding.

Gives me plenty to chew on.

@samreich.bsky.social how does one even begin to drop into your DM's, professionally? Asking for a friend.

Tonight I shall be performing #unclevanya in my first ever bout of dramatic #acting at the Heron Theatre in Beetham.

Nerves are pretty high right now, as with excitement... But nerves are definitely here.

Well my friends, it's show week with the dress rehearsal tonight.

I'm really proud of this production and just the sheer amount of work and commitment that every single person involved in it has put in.

I really hope our passion and work shines through.

- Dr. Mikhail Astrov.

#acting #unclevanya

Cake wot I made for my daughter's birthday.

Frozen Princess Crown Cake. :)

#baking #homemade #frozen

When the stage crew ask when they come on for the walk down.

#acting #unfair

Strange how things can escalate quickly. One moment you're browsing a car showroom, you chat to one of the sales reps, she asks if you'd like to take a seat and the next minute you're wanted for Grand Theft Auto.

#whoops #misunderstood

I appreciate that milk is a hard no, but I spilled hot butter all over the stove top this morning, and I'm wondering if crying is still on the table.

#baking

Mafia Boss: I need you to get this guy to talk, that gonna be a problem?

Me: Nah, I know a guy...

Later:

*Watches a YouTube tutorial on interrogation by a 12 year old*

...and to this day he still searches his steam library for a game that will be fulfilling, yet low energy, engaging but not in a way that requires any independent thought, and different to anything he has played before so long as it was entirely the same as what he was used to.

#1stworldhorrorstory

Not many people know this, but Gone With the Wind was originally written to be about a family of Deer unsuccessfully negotiating flood protection with a colony of Beavers.

I really can't think of any other character that lives up to the 'Gentleman Rogue' trope much like 'Baron Humbert von Gikkingen'.

#ghibli

I mean #wordle would be a GREAT plot device for getting millions of people to unwittingly incant some ancient curse without the ill effects befalling the evi...

Sorry just writing something down for my next #D&D campaign.

The MCU Multiverse has nothing on the Alphablocks multiverse; numberblocks, colourblocks, wonderblocks and (after my pitch) COSHHblocks.

Kids will love learning and playing with such fun characters as gas under pressure block, harmful to aquatic life block and, my favourite, known carcinogen block

Soon to be playing Dr. Mikhail Astrov in Conor McPherson's adaptation of Uncle Vanya!

Come and join us at the Heron Theatre in Bentham.

#unclevanya

"I thought it was a common name for bee ghosts!" And other common excuses for an embarrassing search history

#honestly #spookybuzz

@dannyrobins.bsky.social energy crisis caused by BBC2's uncanny due to half the UK population keeping the light on at night.

Bloody Hell Danny.