Chef Pierre
@chefpierre.bsky.social
Ze sky iz ze limit! *chef’s kiss* 🤌
If you’ve been here since Day 1 you remember when the app icon was a larva.
November 16, 2024 at 12:53 AM
If you’ve been here since Day 1 you remember when the app icon was a larva.
Just got this news notification and I panicked, saying to myself, “Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon.”
February 16, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Just got this news notification and I panicked, saying to myself, “Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon.”
Has anyone been able to find Tom from MySpace on Bluesky? I’ve been waiting almost 20 years to finally turn the tables and be his first follower here.
August 26, 2023 at 6:13 AM
Has anyone been able to find Tom from MySpace on Bluesky? I’ve been waiting almost 20 years to finally turn the tables and be his first follower here.
The new name change is a great way to finally convince the masses to leave for good because we all know that after a breakup you should never go back to your X.
July 24, 2023 at 3:10 PM
The new name change is a great way to finally convince the masses to leave for good because we all know that after a breakup you should never go back to your X.
I love you, post composer. They can try all they want to tear me away from you but I’ll never leave you.
July 2, 2023 at 5:56 AM
I love you, post composer. They can try all they want to tear me away from you but I’ll never leave you.
I’m so glad this message finally appeared because for a good several hours I tried to figure out what I said this time to lose all my friends.
July 2, 2023 at 12:19 AM
I’m so glad this message finally appeared because for a good several hours I tried to figure out what I said this time to lose all my friends.
There are only 3 things certain in life. Death. Taxes. And @flicknow.bsky.social saying good morning to you if you say good morning first to Bluesky.
June 24, 2023 at 10:36 AM
There are only 3 things certain in life. Death. Taxes. And @flicknow.bsky.social saying good morning to you if you say good morning first to Bluesky.
June 24, 2023 at 4:53 AM
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What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations.
June 15, 2023 at 7:48 AM
What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations.
What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations.
June 15, 2023 at 7:48 AM
What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations.
@lovefairy.nl, I trust you. Please send followers to me who you think would like my content and I’d like theirs. I want to follow new people but sometimes it takes the magic of a love fairy to find them. Thank you, dear!
June 14, 2023 at 4:50 AM
@lovefairy.nl, I trust you. Please send followers to me who you think would like my content and I’d like theirs. I want to follow new people but sometimes it takes the magic of a love fairy to find them. Thank you, dear!
I just got Truman Show’ed and reached the end of the sky. In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
June 13, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I just got Truman Show’ed and reached the end of the sky. In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
What if Weird Al has been Artificial Intelligence this whole time and we’ve been reading it wrong for decades? It would explain how he never ages and churns out endless amazing content. This is totally a long-game joke I’d expect of him too. I’m sold on this theory until proven otherwise.
June 13, 2023 at 8:10 AM
What if Weird Al has been Artificial Intelligence this whole time and we’ve been reading it wrong for decades? It would explain how he never ages and churns out endless amazing content. This is totally a long-game joke I’d expect of him too. I’m sold on this theory until proven otherwise.
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for ghost on a post.
June 12, 2023 at 10:31 AM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for ghost on a post.
Just found out the hard way that “FU” doesn’t mean Followed U.
June 11, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Just found out the hard way that “FU” doesn’t mean Followed U.
The reply slot below is my Bluesky DM inbox if you want to send me a private message. I can guarantee you that no one else will read it other than me and possibly the gentleman named mark who always says good morning. But you can trust him.
June 10, 2023 at 5:35 AM
The reply slot below is my Bluesky DM inbox if you want to send me a private message. I can guarantee you that no one else will read it other than me and possibly the gentleman named mark who always says good morning. But you can trust him.
Good morning, Bluesky. I have a scandalous confession to make. I search for random users and click Love on some of their enjoyable old skeets from days ago to give them hope that devs have made new adjustments so that the average shelf life of a skeet lasts longer than 1 hour. Shhh. It’s our secret.
June 9, 2023 at 9:13 AM
Good morning, Bluesky. I have a scandalous confession to make. I search for random users and click Love on some of their enjoyable old skeets from days ago to give them hope that devs have made new adjustments so that the average shelf life of a skeet lasts longer than 1 hour. Shhh. It’s our secret.
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Reiki Master: “Unclench your jaw!”
Snakey Master: “Unhinge your jaw!”
Reiki Master: “Unclench your jaw!”
Snakey Master: “Unhinge your jaw!”
June 8, 2023 at 5:33 PM
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Reiki Master: “Unclench your jaw!”
Snakey Master: “Unhinge your jaw!”
Reiki Master: “Unclench your jaw!”
Snakey Master: “Unhinge your jaw!”
Good evening, Bluesky. Sometimes at night I think about the mysteries of the unknown. How is it that the only thing we know about the afterlife is the superior level of lawn care there? Who came back just to report that the grass is always greener on The Other Side?
June 8, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Good evening, Bluesky. Sometimes at night I think about the mysteries of the unknown. How is it that the only thing we know about the afterlife is the superior level of lawn care there? Who came back just to report that the grass is always greener on The Other Side?
Love Fairy (@lovefairy.nl) it occurred to me that without ai you’d be the Love Fry. Thank goodness for ai. Because I really don’t want to share my last fry.
June 7, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Love Fairy (@lovefairy.nl) it occurred to me that without ai you’d be the Love Fry. Thank goodness for ai. Because I really don’t want to share my last fry.
GM Bluesky. We need to meet somewhere to establish a code word that we use online to prove we’re not AI. By “we” I mean the entire human race needs to meet up in person to ensure AI can’t see us make up the code word. And let’s do it at a Chuck E. Cheese because they could really use the business.
June 6, 2023 at 8:26 AM
GM Bluesky. We need to meet somewhere to establish a code word that we use online to prove we’re not AI. By “we” I mean the entire human race needs to meet up in person to ensure AI can’t see us make up the code word. And let’s do it at a Chuck E. Cheese because they could really use the business.
Before today, over the course of the last 15 years, I have had 3 Wahl beard trimmers break. But this morning that all changed.
*turns towards all of you and smiles*
I broke the 4th Wahl.
*turns towards all of you and smiles*
I broke the 4th Wahl.
June 5, 2023 at 11:41 AM
Before today, over the course of the last 15 years, I have had 3 Wahl beard trimmers break. But this morning that all changed.
*turns towards all of you and smiles*
I broke the 4th Wahl.
*turns towards all of you and smiles*
I broke the 4th Wahl.
Good morning to everyone except Elon Musk and the executive responsible for the discontinuation of Fruity Marshmallow Krispies cereal.
June 5, 2023 at 10:42 AM
Good morning to everyone except Elon Musk and the executive responsible for the discontinuation of Fruity Marshmallow Krispies cereal.