chef Meatball
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Again. this is all stupid as hell
September 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Again. this is all stupid as hell
In summary, i literally don't give a shit about anything i'm writing, but it's frustrating to see the commodification of a way of enjoying stigmatized and affordable products, fed to masses too illiterate to know how to order or enjoy something that someone on an ad hasn't held in front of them.
September 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In summary, i literally don't give a shit about anything i'm writing, but it's frustrating to see the commodification of a way of enjoying stigmatized and affordable products, fed to masses too illiterate to know how to order or enjoy something that someone on an ad hasn't held in front of them.
the sheer amount of reddit posts titled "How do I order the Domino's viral pizza order?" complete with full spectra of explanatory replies and the rarely but nighly deserved cyberbullying in the replies. It's a pizza. Just look at it man. Just look at what's on it. And order it. (cont.)
September 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the sheer amount of reddit posts titled "How do I order the Domino's viral pizza order?" complete with full spectra of explanatory replies and the rarely but nighly deserved cyberbullying in the replies. It's a pizza. Just look at it man. Just look at what's on it. And order it. (cont.)
I see, shared between Tiktok, Youtube shorts, and streaming platform ads, a "viral pizza" - wherein someone or someones had recreated the garlic parm and extra cheese tech, promoted it as "heightening" an otherwise underwhelming Domino's experience. What's more, and utterly appalling, was (cont.)
September 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I see, shared between Tiktok, Youtube shorts, and streaming platform ads, a "viral pizza" - wherein someone or someones had recreated the garlic parm and extra cheese tech, promoted it as "heightening" an otherwise underwhelming Domino's experience. What's more, and utterly appalling, was (cont.)
the garlic parmesan sauce. Adding extra cheese. adding more proteins, chicken, bacon, etc. The result was a baked masterpiece of high caloric value otherwise unattainable for similar price elsewhere. But no one listened, because people are slow to change their biases.
Then, in 2025 AD, disaster:
Then, in 2025 AD, disaster:
September 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the garlic parmesan sauce. Adding extra cheese. adding more proteins, chicken, bacon, etc. The result was a baked masterpiece of high caloric value otherwise unattainable for similar price elsewhere. But no one listened, because people are slow to change their biases.
Then, in 2025 AD, disaster:
Then, in 2025 AD, disaster:
made a rookie mistake: ordering a Plain Cheese pizza. Therein lies the folly: Domino's does not excel at the Ordinary. I learned very early on that by taking advantage of the thorough customization options available, much more interesting, filling, and still affordable options existed: (cont.)
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
made a rookie mistake: ordering a Plain Cheese pizza. Therein lies the folly: Domino's does not excel at the Ordinary. I learned very early on that by taking advantage of the thorough customization options available, much more interesting, filling, and still affordable options existed: (cont.)
Domino's pizza. Domino's gets a bad rap and is often referred to as "trashy" or "mid" or other descriptors as relates to its low price points, fast assembly, and chain status. I always took issue with this, not only because of the general snobbery, but particularly because the Domino's Opps (cont.)
September 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Domino's pizza. Domino's gets a bad rap and is often referred to as "trashy" or "mid" or other descriptors as relates to its low price points, fast assembly, and chain status. I always took issue with this, not only because of the general snobbery, but particularly because the Domino's Opps (cont.)
day to make sure you could make rent on top of groceries, especially if you're going to college. Groceries consisted of pasta and waffles, and between studying, usually you don't have a lot of time left over. Which is why, at the end of the week, it was nice to splurge on something you didn't cook:
September 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
day to make sure you could make rent on top of groceries, especially if you're going to college. Groceries consisted of pasta and waffles, and between studying, usually you don't have a lot of time left over. Which is why, at the end of the week, it was nice to splurge on something you didn't cook: